three cabbages

[iheartcabbage]

►Phone 「 768 Bunker Street ∆ Mid-Morning 」

Good morning, Mayfield. I hope you're all doing well.

My name is Tohru Adachi, and after some consideration I've decided to offer my, er, 'services' to you all. This place can be pretty scary, and I have no doubt some of you are suffering mental anguish from some of the prior events of this town, or perhaps

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[redorblueshot]

Excuse me~

Is this the right place?

[iheartcabbage]

Ah, yes! Please, have a seat. [Okay so it's just your fairly typical family couch but it looks pretty damn comfy.]

I know I already introduced myself over the phone, but I'm Tohru Adachi. And you are?

[redorblueshot]

Certainly. [Seats herself on the big comfy couch.]

Kohaku. Nice to meet you, Adachi-sensei.

[iheartcabbage]

[Maybe he should get a pair of glasses to make himself seem more professional... Oh well, pen and pad are good enough for now!]

It's a pleasure to meet you as well, Miss Kohaku. So, what brings you here today?

[iheartcabbage]

[Implying her problems are any worse than the hell he's gone through. SELF-ENTITLEMENT OKAY.]

Perhaps you have some things you want to get off your chest, but you're afraid to tell anyone close to you? Things like that are usually why people seek professional help.

[iheartcabbage]

[sssssh. bad ends don't count.]

What exactly would I gain from blackmailing anyone? I doubt I'd really get away with something so stupid if I tried.

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[partytoastess]

[ Nena is watching you.

Yes.

Nena is watching you. She'll be coming up the driveway gun and all~ ]

[iheartcabbage]

[OH GOD GET OUT NENA.

Not that he'll even notice until she's in the doorway anyways.]

[partytoastess]

Hi, Adachi!

[ who needs doors? she'll just kick open the door and look around ]

[iheartcabbage]

[B-but the door was already open. WHY IS SHE KICKING IT AGAIN? Damn it, Nena.

Also, that voice. That voice. And yet, Adachi will react as if nothing has ever happened between them!]

Oh, hello Nena. How's it going?

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[hwamei]

Adachi! [ This girl just rushes in with a flyer in hand. ] Adachi! You're that Mr. Adachi guy person, right? You'll help me with my problems, right!?

[iheartcabbage]

[Well, this was certainly a change from his previous clients. She seemed either very excited or worried. Possibly both.]

That's me, alright. And I'll try to help the best I can. What's got you so riled up, miss?

[hwamei]

I need your advice [ shows him the flyer! ] on a new campaigning strategy!

[ She's running for prom queen... Look, it even has a realistic picture of herself in the middle. She drew that, lmao... ]

I'm up against someone with a Gundam, so I'm having a really hard time with it, you know!

[iheartcabbage]

[It's so... cute. Buthealreadyvotedohgodwhatdo.]

Gundam? Oh, yes. Nena. ...She happens to live a house over from me.

[Yes, he is saddened by this fact as well. Something tells him she's lurking outside at this very moment. Shudder.]

But as far as campaigning goes, isn't it basically just a popularity contest? You just need to do something to get your name and face out there. Flyers are a good start, but why not... hm. Maybe... bake stuff for people? Or maybe make pins or some kind of cute trinkets?

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[freedomofwomen]

Ah, Adachi-san.. You've already decided to put your plan into motion this quickly?

[iheartcabbage]

[You'll soon learn Adachi is always quick to jump the gun.]

Of course! It's honestly the best idea I've heard since I came here. I really have to thank you again, Eva-san.

[freedomofwomen]

[ She chuckles. ]

My, I don't deserve that much thanks for an idea such as this.. You are the one executing it after all, right? I'm looking forward to see what sort of results it will give.

[iheartcabbage]

[Sheepish chuckle in return.]

It'll be great if it works out. At the very least, the drones seem to be happy. ...okay, I suppose that's normal for them, but still.