PHOSPHERUS STARTED A FIRE
IT IS NOW TIME TO SHED LIGHT TO MY ICANDESCENT LIFE IN THE LAND WHERE THE SUN SETS. IF YOU BEEN KEEPING TABS ON MY WEBSITE YOU KNOW THAT IT HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN A LONG TIME,SO TODAY I GIVE YOU MONTHS WORTH OF STORIES
UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!
Random pics and stories that happened in the month March while i was staying in Chengdu City.
a picture of my teachers and fellow students from the madarin school that i intended for three weeks. My aunt invited them to lunch where i was staying and we had dumplings and orange juice.
The founder of Chengdu University. Me givin him a nose job hahaha!
THE MONTH OF APRIL TRIP TO THE ZOO!
Lions and TIGERS AND BEaRS Oh MY!!
THE SAFARI TOUR BUS THAT TAKES TOURS AROUND THE ARTIFICIAL SAFARI LAND TO SHOW YOU HOW REAL SAFARI ANIMALS INTERACT!!.
At the gates of the chengdu safari zoo!
TOUR GUIDE MR MICKEY MAOS- As you know white tigers only attack black and white patterns, so if your mime and some how your right next to a white tiger you'll probably get attacked and if your mime readin a news paper you 'll probably get eatin. But this tiger doesn't seem lively at all probably these chinese ppl fed him some unwanted patterns like argyle.
These ones seems more livelier then the last one, i think thier keepin a watch on anybody readin the news paper about communist empire ARGH MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!! god it hurts THE TIGER IS GNAWING MY ARM it gots pearly whites touchin my whites, im bleeding like no other. SORRY FOR THE INTERUPPTIONS MR MICKEY MAOS has lost an arm and will be continue his tour around safari zoo.
The King OF the JUNGLE LEO ARI THE LION SITTING DOWN WAITING FOR HIS PRAY
Wait he stands up and sees something. !!!!!!!!!!!! shake your moniter to get to real experience of this live journal. MR MAOS got attacked by the lion but so far he hasn't been bitten yet. LEO ARI IS DECIDED TO LEAVE THE CONFRONTAION WITH MR MAOS PROBABLY SEEING MR MAOS AS NON TRHEATNING.
I lost an arm and im cut and bruised and i have to continue the safari adventure because my life is devoted in being the best tour guide in the world, as you see now we have a wolf staring off the infinite distance probably working on new harmonics and coming up with new howls beau geste type effects.
THIS AIN'T NO KANGEROO PEOPLE ITS WALLABY LIKE ROCKO IN ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE. ARGH IT GOT MY OTHER ARM THAT HOLDING A MIC SHAKE YOUR SCREEN CUZ THIS AIN'T NO NINTENDO RUMBLE PACK PPL rustle rustle rustle the mic is on the ground help me
TERRY- oh shit this guys being dragged by a 2 foot kangeroo
Mr MICKEY MAOS- ITS A WALLABY YOU IGGNARONT FOREIGHNER!!
After this whole ordeal Mr Mickey Maos can not continue his tour to see the monkeys since he is now hospitalized for the injuries he had tookwhile guiding the fellow ppl that were on the tour bus.
Mr Mickey Maos was an awesome tour guide, sorry i didn't get a picture of him. So after the bus drove around the area we stopped at another closed area where we can walk around with out being attacked by hungry felines. this area is definetely what i would call the money maker, the ppl that runned this park are genious by taking away cubs of blood thirsty mothers you can be making buck or two or millions of dollars by charging the people that suckered into cuteness and taking pictures of these little critters,and thats what i did.
THE EYES OF A BABY WITH A GUN. BUT LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS. I can see this dude being a killer when grows up.
ENTER EXHIBIT "M SAPIENTS"
what a pose! a debonair of all monkeys.
see no evil,hear no evil,speak no evil.
i recently found out some monkey are cannibals, probabaly this one right here so go do some evil.
I adore this little monkey.
SPYDA MUNKY!!
My favourite monkey the chinese golden blue faced monkey, GERMAN KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, THIS MONKEY PIC GOES OUT TO YOU.
see the hair on the monkey's arm its like cape, maybe he is a super monkey like monkey in dexter's lab.
am i looking at a mirror? this seems rather familar........ OHHHHHHHH his faces matches my shirt, silly terry.
let my sapiens go you damn dirty human!!
i saw some stupid little kids feeding the apes some garbage, fuckin little kids if your weren't around your teacher i would've jammed the garbage right back into thier face, to show who lowly primitive life forms they are.
THIS LOOKS FUN, I WISH I WAS A MONKEY NOW.
LION and TIGER TAMERS, i was sooooooooooooooooooooooo hoping to see these FELINES attack some one.
this zoo has a circus and I FELL ASLEEP THROUGH IT, ARRRGHHH, idiot!
the only reason i took a picture of a giraffe is becuz of this! look below.
AFTER THE ZOO TRIP WE HAD CHENGDU FAMOUS HOT POT FOR DINNER.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!
Random pics and stories that happened in the month March while i was staying in Chengdu City.
a picture of my teachers and fellow students from the madarin school that i intended for three weeks. My aunt invited them to lunch where i was staying and we had dumplings and orange juice.
The founder of Chengdu University. Me givin him a nose job hahaha!
THE MONTH OF APRIL TRIP TO THE ZOO!
Lions and TIGERS AND BEaRS Oh MY!!
THE SAFARI TOUR BUS THAT TAKES TOURS AROUND THE ARTIFICIAL SAFARI LAND TO SHOW YOU HOW REAL SAFARI ANIMALS INTERACT!!.
At the gates of the chengdu safari zoo!
TOUR GUIDE MR MICKEY MAOS- As you know white tigers only attack black and white patterns, so if your mime and some how your right next to a white tiger you'll probably get attacked and if your mime readin a news paper you 'll probably get eatin. But this tiger doesn't seem lively at all probably these chinese ppl fed him some unwanted patterns like argyle.
These ones seems more livelier then the last one, i think thier keepin a watch on anybody readin the news paper about communist empire ARGH MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!! god it hurts THE TIGER IS GNAWING MY ARM it gots pearly whites touchin my whites, im bleeding like no other. SORRY FOR THE INTERUPPTIONS MR MICKEY MAOS has lost an arm and will be continue his tour around safari zoo.
The King OF the JUNGLE LEO ARI THE LION SITTING DOWN WAITING FOR HIS PRAY
Wait he stands up and sees something. !!!!!!!!!!!! shake your moniter to get to real experience of this live journal. MR MAOS got attacked by the lion but so far he hasn't been bitten yet. LEO ARI IS DECIDED TO LEAVE THE CONFRONTAION WITH MR MAOS PROBABLY SEEING MR MAOS AS NON TRHEATNING.
I lost an arm and im cut and bruised and i have to continue the safari adventure because my life is devoted in being the best tour guide in the world, as you see now we have a wolf staring off the infinite distance probably working on new harmonics and coming up with new howls beau geste type effects.
THIS AIN'T NO KANGEROO PEOPLE ITS WALLABY LIKE ROCKO IN ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE. ARGH IT GOT MY OTHER ARM THAT HOLDING A MIC SHAKE YOUR SCREEN CUZ THIS AIN'T NO NINTENDO RUMBLE PACK PPL rustle rustle rustle the mic is on the ground help me
TERRY- oh shit this guys being dragged by a 2 foot kangeroo
Mr MICKEY MAOS- ITS A WALLABY YOU IGGNARONT FOREIGHNER!!
After this whole ordeal Mr Mickey Maos can not continue his tour to see the monkeys since he is now hospitalized for the injuries he had tookwhile guiding the fellow ppl that were on the tour bus.
Mr Mickey Maos was an awesome tour guide, sorry i didn't get a picture of him. So after the bus drove around the area we stopped at another closed area where we can walk around with out being attacked by hungry felines. this area is definetely what i would call the money maker, the ppl that runned this park are genious by taking away cubs of blood thirsty mothers you can be making buck or two or millions of dollars by charging the people that suckered into cuteness and taking pictures of these little critters,and thats what i did.
THE EYES OF A BABY WITH A GUN. BUT LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS. I can see this dude being a killer when grows up.
ENTER EXHIBIT "M SAPIENTS"
what a pose! a debonair of all monkeys.
see no evil,hear no evil,speak no evil.
i recently found out some monkey are cannibals, probabaly this one right here so go do some evil.
I adore this little monkey.
SPYDA MUNKY!!
My favourite monkey the chinese golden blue faced monkey, GERMAN KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, THIS MONKEY PIC GOES OUT TO YOU.
see the hair on the monkey's arm its like cape, maybe he is a super monkey like monkey in dexter's lab.
am i looking at a mirror? this seems rather familar........ OHHHHHHHH his faces matches my shirt, silly terry.
let my sapiens go you damn dirty human!!
i saw some stupid little kids feeding the apes some garbage, fuckin little kids if your weren't around your teacher i would've jammed the garbage right back into thier face, to show who lowly primitive life forms they are.
THIS LOOKS FUN, I WISH I WAS A MONKEY NOW.
LION and TIGER TAMERS, i was sooooooooooooooooooooooo hoping to see these FELINES attack some one.
this zoo has a circus and I FELL ASLEEP THROUGH IT, ARRRGHHH, idiot!
the only reason i took a picture of a giraffe is becuz of this! look below.
AFTER THE ZOO TRIP WE HAD CHENGDU FAMOUS HOT POT FOR DINNER.