( Because my entire life must be told in extended metaphors )

I stayed home today. Honestly, I don't think I really had to. I would have been better off staying home on monday, tuesday, or wednesday, but I felt today was a decent choice in terms of days to not attend. I missed a calc test, which means spending two hours after school making it up. what fun ( Read more... )

I never say anything out of anger to my friends. I just never do. Being sick isn't fun. It's messing with me. It needs to go the hell away.

It's a castle surrounded by stonewall with a cast iron door, locked. No matter how much you ram it, it'll dent, but never open.If you try to scale the walls, its knights will cut the rope. You can't get in. You can never get in. There is no key, and there is no keyhole. You can only be let in, but you may well never be ( Read more... )

I was in bed a while ago, from 8ish to 9ish. I tried to sleep, but I could, so I figured the hell with it, and got out of bed. I'm thin kind of guy who would rather go to the hospital in a coma than stay home sick. Probably smart, but hey, i don't have a fever, so it can't be that bad.

today was pretty damn slow for a monday, and being sick with a headache doesn't help. Having an after school AP gov review session didn't help either. Being stuck in a room with a hundred kids I can't stand didn't help either. The fact that not one of those hundred kids could keep their goddamn mouths shut also didn't help ( Read more... )

The 1/2 Hour News Hour was a waste of 30 minutes of my life ( Read more... )

I hate being that guy ( Read more... )

( We loathe each other )

I have been accepted to the University of California at Irvine.


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