happy easter

[ihearthairbands]

it's been a wild ride lately. in a good way. i celebrated 6 years with chuk, married, which was awesome. we went to the city and saw a very disappointing "a chorus line" but we swaddled and love and loveliness. i saw the mountain goats with heidi, which was also amazing. there was thai and sake and dancing and fun. we made a nice easter

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[jellybeanpunk]

not for nothing, but at the end of the day, i'm in it to win it. i'm not here to make friends, but i am going to go balls to the wall and say this. you need to trim the fat and get rid of that doll. flush it down the toilet if you will, but either way, jesus has risen.

[recovering_slut]

You forgot to say how salty you are, DUH.

[heidimamee]

i don't know what meryl's comment is all about, but i love it. seriously, you were the best concert date! even if you did git git git git git git me drunk, git me lovedrunk!

[ihearthairbands]

meryl has resorted to reality tv show cliche soundbytes as her primary mode of communication. i believe it's a callback to my last sentence, which is itself a bastardization of catch-phrases from project runway and rock of love. what i wouldn't give to have tim gunn meet heather and bret. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. anyway, that's most of it. as for flushing the demonic doll down the toilet, that's a reminder of my worst day as a teacher when i made an off-the-cuff joke about wanting to flush a little girl's doll DOWN (sight word of the week!!) the toilet because it had scary glass blinky eyes, which are the worst of the worst, obviously; and i may teach kindergarten, but i am not immune to the undead existing in my class and waiting to kill me. i mean, i put up with a child who licks his shoulder all day long; just picture that little darting tongue-- but the doll! needless to say, the 5 year old's sense of humor was lacking and she cried for her mommy the rest of the day. god. it's not like i said i WOULD flush it, just that i WANTED to. I