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[iheartjames]

Dear Hardcore Girls,

Fictional knifeplay is very original. Keep it up. Your boyfriends are all closet-numetal fans.

Your pal,
James Cardis

Comments

[tylerthekid]

haha amazing.

[iamnietzche]

i wish they all could here you.

[breakingxsmiles]

Dear james cardis,

99.8% of girls in hardcore are retarded. Don't be surprised by the stupid things they do, say and think, while at the time thinking they are innovative, intresting and cool.

A long time reader,
Kristina

hc

[spoonshake]

I'm still waiting for some kid to karate kick summersault a beer out of my hand so I can crowbar up their lip gloss.

[sgulp_cadet_54]

doesn't everyone thrust a knife at their partner's genitals once in awhile?

[iheartjames]

this question eclipses the intent of my letter, raising an even better point [ha] than i possibly could have. good work!

and the answer is a resounding yes.

[rivanya]

those who haven't done that obviously don't have a normal sex life.