Apr 03, 2006 01:53
Two "Missed Connections" I have to share from CRAIGSLIST Vancouver...
Sipping a Latte with your boob hanging out, as your one eyed dog - m4w
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I saw you yesterday sipping a Latte on Robson Street. You're a fat blond with gi-gundus hooters, and one had gotten loose. You were standing with a one-eyed dog, and I could have sworn your dog winked at me. I'm really turned on by gunts, and your is definitely F-I-N-E ! I loved the white track suit you had on, as it accentuated your womanly curves.
I noticed you looking at me, and you must have liked what you saw, since you sort of dribbled a bit when you sipped your latte. You blushed, and then wiped up the mess. If you wax your 'stach, I'd like to hang out... Maybe get together and show each other our fun parts.
ellen-lookalike in britannia steam - w4w
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through the fog i thought i was in the steam with ellen...but no...maybe it was Mccullay....i couldn't tell...but both were equally arousing.
you left too soon...perhaps it was the pungent odor of cabbage, i was concerned you thought it was me. Is that why you left?
coffee?
Good... grief... craigslist is awesome.