Today has mainly been working on my heart valve skit with my friend Anthony. Don't worry, I'm not just writing a skit about a heart valve for no reason, it's for our pastor's birthday/heart valve anniversary party. You see, when he was 25, my pastor Wes got an artificial heart valve inserted into him, and this Friday he'll have had it for 10 years ( Read more... )

My great-aunt came up to me just now and returned the pajama pants I let her borrow. I asked her why, and she said, and I quote, "I don't know who I'll meet in my dreams and if I'm wearing these pants, he won't like me ( Read more... )

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Yessssss I just figured out how to use my webcam as a camera. I find this to be a great technological breakthrough for me.

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Today, my friend Amy came over and we walked to Blockbuster and rented A Knight's Tale. Then we walked to
White Castle where I bought 3 chicken breast burgers (without cheese) and stole a mustard packet that looked like diarrhea after which we walked back to my house, watched the movie, ate m&m's and generally had a good time.

Um, I was just attacked with a toothbrush by my great-aunt. Shortly after that, my sister exclaimed, loudly, in the middle of the hallway, "Put your mouth where your butt is!"

That's probably the most interesting thing that's happened to me in years. I, of course, died laughing.

Dang. Earlier this summer, my sister and I cowrote this song when we were just singing random stuff in the car. It's about this person who's sorry that they are a taxidermist. I can't for the life of me remember the words ( Read more... )

Ok, so I cleaned my room today. Took me a long time because I've been gone for a while and I just got back. The only thing is, I had to clean it because my great-aunt is going to be using it for a week. Michelle, the eldest daughter of Ruben Rodriguez, is being displaced to the couch in disgrace. Sigh. The only highlight of said cleaning was a ( Read more... )

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