shanghai

[iheartmypillow]

went back to shanghai again, this time at the request of old family friend, enoch. he has all these crazy chinese hookups and is dating a hair model. zhu zhu, the girlfriend, was also a contestant for this american idol type competition put on by mtv china, and i attended the final performance. persuaded by mtv, i believed that this competition

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[knowthewords]

I explained that phenomenon to Chris. Experienced it in Japan. Apparently, to the rest of the world, the United States is a country populated exclusively by white folk.

What is the "one little thing" that "ruins everything"?

[iheartmypillow]

sequins, atrocious screenprinted designs, colors that shouldn't be allowed exist... if people weren't wrapped up in their down jackets, i would take pictures for you to see. however, there are times when i think it's better for the world never to witness this.

OMG

[anonymous]

Holy cow! You're not white!? Why did no one tell me?

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[anonymous]

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JaKe "that sarcastic a-hole" McNinch

(ps lj made me confirm my status as a human to post this. lol if it only knew)