beat off ( Read more... )

( wow how many different ways can you say it? )

I just looked in the mirror and my hair is doing something really awesome today. :D!!!

Wife Of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law ( Read more... )

( BALLS )

( Remember this thing lol )

Am I the only one who has no pictures of myself and friends from middle school?

I know I took a whole roll of film in eighth grade with Audrey Bridges but I can't find anything since my parents moved their shit around so much.

How are you? Yes, you. Anyone I don't really talk to anymore. I miss you. Let's talk.

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Antonio and I almost died today ( Read more... )

I'm severely confused. Somehow, I eat whatever I want, don't really work out unless I really feel like it and there's nothing to do, and play with my love handles, and manage to be getting skinnier/toned, slowly, but surely. WTF ( Read more... )