a moment of brain clarity

[iheartypsi]

I long ago adopted Canton as my city to hate. I mentioned my severe dislike for Canton in a online personal ad. This morning someone inquired as to what I have against Canton. This response sums up my feelings more succinctly than I've been able to do in a while.

Them:
i'm sorry normally i wouldnt just randomly message someone like this, but whats

Comments

[captnsassypants]

well said. and who/what/where did this random cantonite come from?

[iheartypsi]

okcupid. He's gross, and lives in Canton. We're getting married tomorrow.

[captnsassypants]

cool! i love weddings!

[captnsassypants]

and has he responded?

[iheartypsi]

Apparently, according to this guy. I think he lives there, so I'll defer to his judgment.

[portuguesanova]

Wait, so IS there a downtown in Canton??? We've looked and looked and never found it. Ditto to Novi. Baffling.

[iheartypsi]

Both have manufactured downtowns. It's just so... wrong.

[asddsa]

i've never heard of canton !