Everybody needs to read this, all of it:
savedave i n c (8:20:12 PM): i love you
elegantxdisgrace (8:20:28 PM): hey..
Auto response from savedave i n c (8:20:28 PM): helping john move out:-\ saddest day ever
elegantxdisgrace (8:20:35 PM): i haven't talked to you in a while
elegantxdisgrace (8:20:40 PM): i have to go eat supper ill be right back
savedave i n c (8:33:59 PM): i know
Auto response from elegantxdisgrace (8:33:59 PM):
mirror, mirror- how amazing is my figure?
your visitors they fall apart before my pictures..
savedave i n c (8:34:02 PM): it sucks
savedave i n c returned at 8:34:06 PM.
elegantxdisgrace (8:36:07 PM): you didnt seem to upset about it
savedave i n c (8:36:12 PM): i am
savedave i n c (8:36:21 PM): crying
savedave i n c (8:36:23 PM): inside
elegantxdisgrace (8:36:27 PM): i doubt it
elegantxdisgrace (8:36:33 PM): whenever i called you you acted like you didnt even want to talk
elegantxdisgrace (8:36:38 PM): so i just didnt bother
savedave i n c (8:37:32 PM): oh, im sorry
elegantxdisgrace (8:37:42 PM): yeah well.
elegantxdisgrace (8:37:48 PM): and then monday was the 17th
savedave i n c (8:38:14 PM): i know
elegantxdisgrace (8:38:14 PM): but i guess since you smoke weed now you forget things like how long we'd been dating and when my birthday is, and our anniversary and things like that.
elegantxdisgrace (8:38:18 PM): i can pretty much quote you on that
savedave i n c (8:38:29 PM): i do forget things
savedave i n c (8:38:35 PM): im sorry
savedave i n c (8:38:38 PM): you might as well dump me
savedave i n c (8:38:45 PM): cause imma loser
and now i'll go kill myself
elegantxdisgrace (8:39:13 PM): pfft, whatever dave
elegantxdisgrace (8:39:19 PM): you told jenn you didnt even know if we were together or not
savedave i n c (8:39:34 PM): because i don't talk to you
elegantxdisgrace (8:39:49 PM): no no, we used to talk
elegantxdisgrace (8:39:58 PM): that was when i had been to see you like four times and you still said that
elegantxdisgrace (8:40:08 PM): it's just been lately i havent even bothered because i dont see why i should
elegantxdisgrace (8:40:13 PM): i dont ever get anything in return for my effort
elegantxdisgrace (8:40:23 PM): half the time when i'm with you you're talking to someone else anyways
savedave i n c (8:40:30 PM): not true
savedave i n c (8:40:43 PM): you totally blew me off when shit face was here
elegantxdisgrace (8:40:59 PM): shit face? who, kelsey?
elegantxdisgrace (8:41:37 PM): fuck that shit dave, i've been friends with kelsey since like 7th grade. and i've only even known you since what, 9th? i'm not going to play the whole "throw away my friends" game again just because you think they're shit faces
elegantxdisgrace (8:42:11 PM): so you can pretty much forget about that one
elegantxdisgrace (8:42:17 PM): why are you all of a sudden talking to me, anyways?
savedave i n c (8:42:42 PM): why do you hate me
savedave i n c (8:42:45 PM): i thought we were in love
savedave i n c (8:42:47 PM): i see how it is
elegantxdisgrace (8:43:14 PM): pvvvt whatevvvvver
elegantxdisgrace (8:43:21 PM): don't pull that shit with me because it isnt going to work this time
savedave i n c (8:43:21 PM): shot down
savedave i n c (8:43:23 PM): it hurts
savedave i n c (8:43:24 PM): it hurts
savedave i n c (8:43:32 PM): does this power trip make you feel special?
savedave i n c (8:43:38 PM): bitch you know i love you
savedave i n c (8:43:41 PM): don't be down for me like that
savedave i n c (8:43:42 PM): that's bs
elegantxdisgrace (8:43:46 PM): well now maybe you know how i feel every second i spent crying because you ditched me for some other girl every other WEEK
savedave i n c (8:43:48 PM): are we in love, yes or no
savedave i n c (8:44:08 PM): yes or no
elegantxdisgrace (8:44:09 PM): and actually, yeah it does make me feel pretty good because i've never actually stood up to your shit and told you how i felt
savedave i n c (8:44:16 PM): stood up to my shit?
savedave i n c (8:44:18 PM): on the computer
savedave i n c (8:44:19 PM): wow, go you
savedave i n c (8:44:21 PM): girl power
savedave i n c (8:44:27 PM): peace
elegantxdisgrace (8:44:34 PM): yeah well, i could come say it in person but that'd pretty much be a waste of my time
savedave i n c (8:44:45 PM): because you don't have the balls
elegantxdisgrace (8:44:46 PM): might i add that half the times you broke up with me it was on the computer
savedave i n c (8:44:50 PM): you'd need someone to do it yourself
savedave i n c (8:44:59 PM): so bring a friend
savedave i n c (8:45:02 PM): and gang up on me
savedave i n c (8:45:05 PM): like you always do
savedave i n c (8:45:11 PM): you need me than you to take me down
savedave i n c (8:45:14 PM): i can never be taken down
savedave i n c (8:45:17 PM): i dare you
savedave i n c (8:45:17 PM): try
savedave i n c (8:45:22 PM): ive had it all happen to me
savedave i n c (8:45:24 PM): in the past week
savedave i n c (8:45:28 PM): do you have any idea what's happened to me
savedave i n c (8:45:30 PM): any idea
savedave i n c (8:45:32 PM): no
savedave i n c (8:45:33 PM): you don't
elegantxdisgrace (8:45:34 PM): in the past week?
savedave i n c (8:45:35 PM): so give me shit
elegantxdisgrace (8:45:35 PM): no, not really
savedave i n c (8:45:35 PM): do it
elegantxdisgrace (8:45:36 PM): do i care?
elegantxdisgrace (8:45:38 PM): no, not really
savedave i n c (8:46:06 PM): people like you, make people like me do drugs
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:12 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:14 PM): FUCK YOU DAVE.
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:24 PM): youre SUCH a hippocrite
savedave i n c (8:46:25 PM): yeah fuck me
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:27 PM): it isnt even funny
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:41 PM): you pretty much almost broke up with me because you THOUGHT i was going to break up with you
savedave i n c (8:46:41 PM): you arn't shit to me
savedave i n c (8:46:43 PM): do you know
savedave i n c (8:46:45 PM): any idea
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:47 PM): and i come see you and you're smoking a fucking clove
savedave i n c (8:46:50 PM): you're a joke to me
savedave i n c (8:46:53 PM): a little high school girl
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:55 PM): good
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:57 PM): then don't talk to me
elegantxdisgrace (8:46:59 PM): goodbye
savedave i n c is away at 8:47:25 PM. ]
I was going to make it color coded to make it easier tor ead but it got way too tedious. Enjoy :]