someone just give me an internship already!

[ihrtjimmorrison]

I'm pretty smart, extremely adaptable and generally easy to work with. Why won't someone just give me an internship!?!?!? That would pretty much make my month. It might even surpass the evening of margaritas and porn distribution (and Johanna squirting Andy with mustard?!?!) as far as bringing joy to my life

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[ihrtjimmorrison]

i barely remember the mustard as well.. apparently it happened during our brief stint at the bar, after we were all more than a little tipsy