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taken from Chris, he's amusing & a genius that needs a life lol
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AIMdating
no no, you sick 40 year old pedophiles pretending you're 15, with the letters "a", "s", "l" on your keyboard all worn out...i'm not talking about you. but doesn't being on AIM feel like you're on a date?
messing up a pick up line
chris: hey there
girl: hi
chris: so...want to hang out later? how abou tit?
girl: ....
chris: i mean "about it"
girl: ....
the walk out
chris: hey, i know you're mad at me but got time to chat?
[girl had signed off]
being cheated on
girl (3:03 pm): which movie do you like and why?
chris (3:03 pm): well i think star wars does a good job of captivating the imagination and using spirituality, character, and environment to really draw you in. how about you?
girl (3:34 pm): so sorry! i got caught up talking to ken, didn't even see your window blink! so sorry! it's not your computer, it's mine.
bringing up the past
chris: you always say that it's your fault! stop trying to make it about you!
girl: i NEVER SAY THAT! I NEVER SAY IT'S MY FAULT
chris: girl: it's my fault, it's always my fault
girl: STOP SCROLLING BACK UP!
fighting
chris: FINE!
girl: FINE!
Warning for chris: 6:50:34 PM You've been warned by girl. Your warning level has increased from 0% to 20%
Warning for chris: 6:50:34 PM You've been warned by girl. Your warning level has increased from 20% to 40%
Warning for chris: 6:50:34 PM You've been warned by girl. Your warning level has increased from 40% to 80%
Warning for chris: 6:50:34 PM You've been warned by girl. Your warning level has increased from 80% to 100%
chris: *sigh*
The last message was not sent due to your warning level.
jealousy
chris: hey
girl: so who's sExYgUrL2000?
chris: huh? oh..someone i just met through xanga
girl: what's she like?
chris: i dunno, she just randomly IMed.
girl: did you look at her profile?
chris: what profile? she had a profile?
girl: yeah, whatever
chris: just let it go, don't worry
girl: .....
30 minutes later
girl: is she on your buddy list?
chris: no! and will you let it go!?
and finally, marriage
chris wants to directly connect (1:22:26PM)
chris is now directly connected. (1:22:27PM)
chris: whoo hooo!