Comments | ii_hanashi: Ranty McRant-A-Lot. I have a midterm essay due on Monday, so of course I'm procrastinating.

ii_hanashi

Ranty McRant-A-Lot. I have a midterm essay due on Monday, so of course I'm procrastinating.

Mar 17, 2006 23:41

The *hisshissGET OFF MAH FANDOM LAWN* thing? Is in full effect. That's all I'm going to say. Mostly because Meg said it first.

Vampire AUs are my new favorite crack. I'm just sayin'.

Why are there so many really, really hideously bad FFVII epics?. Normally, people are content to dash off a oneshot and proclaim themselves the next coming of ( Read more... )

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lazulisong March 17 2006, 21:13:51 UTC

*suspiciously* I said what first?

dude if you want to stalk me you have to get on GTalk or something. DDDD:

ii_hanashi March 18 2006, 05:58:45 UTC

I said what first?

That you were going to write FFVII vampire crack, what else? :DDDDD

Behind The Times to a power of 3: What is GTalk?

lazulisong March 18 2006, 09:33:55 UTC

Noooo I think I would have remembered that part. I think you need to be happy I wrote LOVELESS vampire porn, my girl.

It's the chat thing that Google does, are you on Gmail? cos there's a thing where you can do it from the webmail thing and it's basically the only way to reach me at work.

or you know, if you're willing to stay up incredibly late or whatever I'm usually on AIM and Y! after work, usual userid. And before work but that's like twelve your time.

ii_hanashi March 18 2006, 16:11:35 UTC

Wait, WAIT. Where is the Loveless vampire p0rn? You have to post things in big bold font. Otherwise, I miss them when I'm procrastinating.

I do have Gmail. *is pleased* I'll get on after midterms. There's only so much procrastination I can justify to my common sense, sadly.

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branchandroot March 17 2006, 21:31:44 UTC

White... maned... ? *whimpers* I only wish I could convince myself you're joking.

Actually, I have a rather odd Cloud/Seph/Cloud bunny hopping around the underbrush, but it's one of those "impossible therefore I want to prove I can do it" things. And it's /extremely/ circumscribed in time and place; there's almost nowhere that kind of thing can fit. The ones where Sephiroth is suddenly, somehow, wide-eyed and innocent and confused make me hurl. Yeah, he was totally pink and fluffy before the evil mother alien brainwashed him. *rolls eyes*

And, once more with feeling, my FF7 motto: Sephiroth =/= Heero, Zack =/= Duo. If everyone could just remember that, the fandom lawn would have far fewer of the fic equivalent of empty twinky wrappers on it.

ii_hanashi March 18 2006, 22:52:14 UTC

I only wish I was. My eyes, they burn! I would include links to all of the horrible things I find, but it's not the fun kind of brain-breaking pain and why make others suffer?

I wouldn't mind reading that if it was from your hands. You actually understand things like 'characterization' and 'plausibility'. But Cloud topping Sephiroth in-game? Cloud is one of the most uke ukes anyone has ever uked. Or something like that.

Yeah, he was totally pink and fluffy before the evil mother alien brainwashed him.

*nods fervently* Warm, fuzzy, puppy-hugging!Sephiroth is an abomination. Again, this actually exists on the internet. *shudders*

still_ciircee March 20 2006, 17:06:29 UTC

Oh, god are you talking about the twits in DoumekiWatanuki? Because I am SO fighting the urge to tell them to knock their crap off and just post their damn fics once they're fricking done and to use one post instead of spamming the comm seven times in one day. I don't even have the comm on my flist...it's just that comm/list spam triggers a red, red rage in me.

Also, yay for spellsex!

Cloud/Sephiroth is one of those things that kinda makes me go 'huh' but I do love me some Cloud/Seph/Zack.

ii_hanashi March 21 2006, 11:47:10 UTC

I was surprised to find that FFVII is one of those fandoms where I like everything. I like Seph/Cloud. I don't have the same deep love for big bad semes and pretty ukes as Becky, but it's pretty as all hell. I have SO MUCH LOVE for the Seph/Cloud/Zack. Sometimes I like Aeris in there too. ^___^

And YES, I do mean those twits. I DO have the comm on my list and they're pissing me off. I half convinced they're the same person. I've never read more than a paragraph of one of their stories (Even that bit was too much) but their posts always say "___ is such a great writer" and their disclaimers have a similar lack of wit. Plus, I find it suspicious that neither has the other friended, even though they're always mentioning the other and they're co-writing. But this is way more thought than either is worth.