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[ii_heart_soco]

why i love briana...

-she is my daughter and lover!
-she is the best person to shop with
-she makes amazing ice cream to freeze my throat
-she is a good nurse/doctor
-she has to cover her face when she laughs.. and then she has to pee
-she makes me laugh with silly phrases like "don't hate me cause i'm beautiful, hate me cause you're fat!"
-she has a

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[surfer1736]

Well then why don't you just marry her you freak!