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Okay so I was talking to Stephen last night and I thought the whole conversation was away message material so I decided to put it here.
Warning: very funny.
you'll only find it funny if you know how Stephen is and if you've ever heard him make fun of me/his mom and our fatness.
enjoy. (:
I Lil MiMi I (10:42:29 PM): STEPHEN
I Lil MiMi I (10:42:32 PM): my fat nasty hoe
sirpsychorocker (10:45:33 PM): ew
sirpsychorocker (10:45:40 PM): is this who i think it is
sirpsychorocker (10:45:43 PM): cuz if it is
sirpsychorocker (10:45:45 PM): than
sirpsychorocker (10:45:47 PM): ew
I Lil MiMi I (10:45:49 PM): :-D
sirpsychorocker (10:46:07 PM): i feel claustrophobic just thinking about u
I Lil MiMi I (10:46:11 PM): hahahaha
sirpsychorocker (10:46:23 PM): wut up dawg
I Lil MiMi I (10:46:32 PM): chillen, homes
sirpsychorocker (10:46:40 PM): likewise
sirpsychorocker (10:46:54 PM): just took the biggest baddest dawg on the west side out
sirpsychorocker (10:47:01 PM): if thats of any concern to anyone
I Lil MiMi I (10:47:17 PM): and who is this "biggest baddest dawg"?
sirpsychorocker (10:47:41 PM): the master G himself, the alpha and the omega: GEORGIE
I Lil MiMi I (10:48:06 PM): what a cutie..
sirpsychorocker (10:48:31 PM): he has a gay lil bow on now that makes him even more of a homosexual dog
sirpsychorocker (10:48:35 PM): if there is such a thing
I Lil MiMi I (10:48:50 PM): lol
I Lil MiMi I (10:48:54 PM): you're such an angry person
sirpsychorocker (10:49:34 PM): actually im not
sirpsychorocker (10:49:44 PM): im quite a peaceful serene human being...
I Lil MiMi I (10:50:51 PM): don't lie to yourself
sirpsychorocker (10:50:56 PM): who gets very annoyed at things such as homosexuals, bad food, baseball players, my mom, mrs.serralta, math in general, rap musc, hip hop, reggaeton, stuck up ppl, boring books, yo momma, ugly ppl, fat ppl, and u
I Lil MiMi I (10:51:16 PM): hmph
I Lil MiMi I (10:51:23 PM): that was uncalled for
sirpsychorocker (10:51:32 PM): everything i say is uncalled for
I Lil MiMi I (10:51:37 PM): true
sirpsychorocker (10:51:50 PM): wuts wrong with u woman, after a 5 min convo everyone realizes that
sirpsychorocker (10:52:05 PM): thats y im still single, DUH
sirpsychorocker (10:52:12 PM): girls want a nice guy
I Lil MiMi I (10:52:20 PM): pfft, i don't
I Lil MiMi I (10:52:23 PM): i like mean boys
sirpsychorocker (10:52:38 PM): if there ever was a master list for nice guys, i would most certianly not have any of the qualities
I Lil MiMi I (10:52:52 PM): i can get you a list
sirpsychorocker (10:52:41 PM): mean boys u say?
sirpsychorocker (10:52:48 PM): who likes mean boys
sirpsychorocker (10:52:57 PM): they make fun of u
sirpsychorocker (10:53:00 PM): and tell u ur fat
sirpsychorocker (10:53:04 PM): and ppke ur fat
sirpsychorocker (10:53:06 PM): and beat u
sirpsychorocker (10:53:08 PM): and use u
sirpsychorocker (10:53:15 PM): and think of u only as a object of pleasure
sirpsychorocker (10:53:22 PM): which, i assure u, u are not m'deat
sirpsychorocker (10:53:29 PM): *m'deat
I Lil MiMi I (10:53:35 PM): well, i liked mean boys up until the 3rd example you gave
sirpsychorocker (10:53:38 PM): damn i did it again
sirpsychorocker (10:53:41 PM): hmm
sirpsychorocker (10:53:48 PM): *scrolls up*
sirpsychorocker (10:53:59 PM): ahh
sirpsychorocker (10:54:03 PM): u no likey pokey?
I Lil MiMi I (10:54:28 PM): no i still liked it at that point
sirpsychorocker (10:55:22 PM): apparently u dont kno how to count
sirpsychorocker (10:55:26 PM): its 4 down
sirpsychorocker (10:55:41 PM): manktard
I Lil MiMi I (10:56:48 PM): forgive me
I Lil MiMi I (10:56:59 PM): my fatness did not allow me to scroll up and count
sirpsychorocker (10:57:05 PM): i see
sirpsychorocker (10:57:15 PM): i beleive ur fatness stops u form doing many things
sirpsychorocker (10:57:18 PM): such as look good
sirpsychorocker (10:57:20 PM): and do ur hair
sirpsychorocker (10:57:28 PM): and think properly
sirpsychorocker (10:57:41 PM): man
sirpsychorocker (10:57:46 PM): im relaly dishing it out today,,,,
sirpsychorocker (10:57:48 PM): *....
I Lil MiMi I (10:57:58 PM): yes you are
I Lil MiMi I (10:58:01 PM): not nice
I Lil MiMi I (10:58:02 PM): at all
I Lil MiMi I (10:58:12 PM): have you not seen your mom enough today?
I Lil MiMi I (10:58:17 PM): you're taking your anger out on me
sirpsychorocker (10:58:47 PM): i haven't i guess
I Lil MiMi I (10:59:13 PM): i think you should go watch a netflix movie with her
sirpsychorocker (10:59:37 PM): umm
sirpsychorocker (10:59:55 PM): i think u should go rot in hell for eternity with a mirror in front of u to torment u
sirpsychorocker (11:00:38 PM): o man
sirpsychorocker (11:00:40 PM): that was good....
sirpsychorocker (11:00:45 PM): im gonna use that one later
I Lil MiMi I (11:00:54 PM): not....cool...
I Lil MiMi I (11:00:57 PM): but it was a good one
sirpsychorocker (11:01:03 PM): *writes it down in diss-notebook
sirpsychorocker (11:01:13 PM): and by the by
sirpsychorocker (11:01:24 PM): i was cool before u were even born
I Lil MiMi I (11:02:09 PM): <- - -i was cool before you even knew what it meant
sirpsychorocker (11:02:20 PM): no
sirpsychorocker (11:02:29 PM): that statement is false
sirpsychorocker (11:02:49 PM): its almost as false as the statement ur skinny
sirpsychorocker (11:02:51 PM): or pretty
sirpsychorocker (11:02:56 PM): or guys look at u
sirpsychorocker (11:03:02 PM): hot damn! im on a roll!
I Lil MiMi I (11:04:03 PM): THIS IS NOT FAIR
I Lil MiMi I (11:04:07 PM): where is your mother?!
sirpsychorocker (11:04:52 PM): watching a netflix movie
sirpsychorocker (11:04:55 PM): w.o me
sirpsychorocker (11:04:57 PM): thank God
I Lil MiMi I (11:04:59 PM): lmao
sirpsychorocker (11:06:40 PM): crap
sirpsychorocker (11:06:41 PM): shes done
sirpsychorocker (11:06:48 PM): now shes gonna come over here and piss me off about something
sirpsychorocker (11:06:50 PM): or my dad
I Lil MiMi I (11:06:53 PM): haha
sirpsychorocker (11:07:02 PM): my dad always makes his "rounds"
sirpsychorocker (11:07:14 PM): he goes to like, every room in the house and inspects
sirpsychorocker (11:07:27 PM): he goes to my room and if its messy and im not in there, bad news
sirpsychorocker (11:07:35 PM): and its messy and im not in there...
sirpsychorocker (11:07:43 PM): and he always like
sirpsychorocker (11:08:05 PM): comes in like a velociraptor/t-rex on a rampage
sirpsychorocker (11:08:07 PM): turns off the fan
sirpsychorocker (11:08:30 PM): says something like its cold when im wearing a freakin bathing suit cuz im sweating so much
sirpsychorocker (11:08:40 PM): changes the channel on the tv
sirpsychorocker (11:08:46 PM): which i despise
sirpsychorocker (11:09:02 PM): changes the volume to suit his bat ears
I Lil MiMi I (11:09:25 PM): lmao
I Lil MiMi I (11:09:27 PM): bat ears..
I Lil MiMi I (11:09:34 PM): ooohhh doggies
sirpsychorocker (11:09:39 PM): then leaves with the light on or off, the door open, and the channel changed and the volume, and leaves the fan offf
sirpsychorocker (11:09:43 PM): and leaves the door open
sirpsychorocker (11:10:01 PM): and tells me to take out georgie or clean my room
sirpsychorocker (11:10:31 PM): or rub my moms terydactal feet, which i utterly and completely despise, i would much rather stare at u than do that heinous task...
sirpsychorocker (11:10:38 PM): and thats how it all goes down
I Lil MiMi I (11:10:55 PM): LMAOOOO
I Lil MiMi I (11:11:02 PM): omg i think i'm gunna fall out of my chair
sirpsychorocker (11:11:07 PM): lol
sirpsychorocker (11:11:27 PM): o, thats y i felt that shaking in the earths tectonic plates...
I Lil MiMi I (11:11:51 PM): i think this whole conversation is away message material
sirpsychorocker (11:12:01 PM): score another one to Stephen James sexy beast master koepp
sirpsychorocker (11:12:03 PM): hells yes
sirpsychorocker (11:12:14 PM): the first words i utttered were away message material
sirpsychorocker (11:12:22 PM): u dont kno me online baby....
sirpsychorocker (11:13:24 PM): sorry, i put baby but i meant to put insanley obese child scarer chester the molester freak of nature thing
sirpsychorocker (11:13:33 PM): idk y baby came out...
I Lil MiMi I (11:13:45 PM): i have a wonderful idea
sirpsychorocker (11:13:49 PM): lets hear it
I Lil MiMi I (11:13:57 PM): all of this will go on my livejournal for all the world to see
I Lil MiMi I (11:14:03 PM): it'll be greaT
sirpsychorocker (11:14:12 PM): holy crap yes
sirpsychorocker (11:14:30 PM): ppl will be falling out their seats all over the place
sirpsychorocker (11:14:34 PM): medics will be called in
sirpsychorocker (11:14:42 PM): ppl will die and i will laugh
I Lil MiMi I (11:15:06 PM): in the words of Ale, that'll be swell
sirpsychorocker (11:15:19 PM): in the words of cartman that will be kick ass
sirpsychorocker (11:16:40 PM): ive alwyas wondered y they call him cartman... is it cuz he always has like, a chocolate milkCARTon, hes always following the candycart, it rhymes with fart, idk...
I Lil MiMi I (11:16:56 PM): not your best material..
sirpsychorocker (11:17:02 PM): ill think about it before i retire
sirpsychorocker (11:17:04 PM): no, dont worry
sirpsychorocker (11:17:08 PM): thats becuae im gonna think about it
sirpsychorocker (11:17:26 PM): ive got to get it thru my kinks
sirpsychorocker (11:17:38 PM): many things have gone thru there
sirpsychorocker (11:17:54 PM): like how are there so many ugly ppl
sirpsychorocker (11:18:06 PM): y did God only allow 5 million Jews to die instead of 10
I Lil MiMi I (11:18:33 PM): STEPHEN!
I Lil MiMi I (11:18:36 PM): so not cool!
sirpsychorocker (11:18:40 PM): y did he allow an extinct raptor such as landestoy survive...
I Lil MiMi I (11:19:03 PM): oh who knows about that one
sirpsychorocker (11:19:06 PM): hello
sirpsychorocker (11:19:10 PM): im rascist
I Lil MiMi I (11:19:13 PM): that's a test right there for all of us
I Lil MiMi I (11:19:18 PM): i realize that..
I Lil MiMi I (11:19:25 PM): you stupid german..
sirpsychorocker (11:20:32 PM): umm
sirpsychorocker (11:20:34 PM): excuse me?
sirpsychorocker (11:20:43 PM): do U want 5 million of ur ppl to go bye bye?
sirpsychorocker (11:20:46 PM): starting with u?
sirpsychorocker (11:20:48 PM): next ur dog
sirpsychorocker (11:20:56 PM): then ur mom cuz she hates me for some reason
sirpsychorocker (11:21:23 PM): then ummm
sirpsychorocker (11:21:25 PM): idk
sirpsychorocker (11:21:28 PM): other ppl
sirpsychorocker (11:21:32 PM): ugly and fat ppl mostly
I Lil MiMi I (11:21:42 PM): well when you put it that way..
sirpsychorocker (11:21:55 PM): o no....
sirpsychorocker (11:22:01 PM): ALE?!?!
sirpsychorocker (11:22:12 PM): y God did i hafta say fat ppl.....
sirpsychorocker (11:22:18 PM): and samantha?!!
sirpsychorocker (11:22:45 PM): well, she'll put up a hell of a struggle thats for sure, i might hafta call ryan in on that one...
I Lil MiMi I (11:22:52 PM): you just killed everyone..
sirpsychorocker (11:22:58 PM): not me
I Lil MiMi I (11:23:07 PM): except you, you're perfect
I Lil MiMi I (11:23:11 PM): you'll never die
sirpsychorocker (11:23:25 PM): yeah
sirpsychorocker (11:23:26 PM): basically
sirpsychorocker (11:23:28 PM): cmon
sirpsychorocker (11:23:35 PM): what faults do i have
sirpsychorocker (11:23:36 PM): actually
sirpsychorocker (11:23:37 PM): seriously
sirpsychorocker (11:23:43 PM): what faults DO i have?
I Lil MiMi I (11:24:41 PM): hmm...
sirpsychorocker (11:24:49 PM): cmon
sirpsychorocker (11:24:50 PM): be mean
sirpsychorocker (11:25:04 PM): this is ur chance to retaliate after all the crap ive thrown at u
sirpsychorocker (11:25:10 PM): of course
sirpsychorocker (11:25:27 PM): there might be so much crap ive thrown u are incapable of doing anyhting
sirpsychorocker (11:25:30 PM): but try...
I Lil MiMi I (11:25:34 PM): okay, this is big here..i need to think of something great
sirpsychorocker (11:25:53 PM): this is gonna be interesitng
I Lil MiMi I (11:25:57 PM): I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
sirpsychorocker (11:26:06 PM): holy crap
I Lil MiMi I (11:26:08 PM): my tiny brain can't handle this pressure
sirpsychorocker (11:26:10 PM): cmon woman
sirpsychorocker (11:26:14 PM): lol
sirpsychorocker (11:26:17 PM): i kno, i kno..
I Lil MiMi I (11:26:27 PM): i feel like it might explode and ooze out of my ear
sirpsychorocker (11:26:38 PM): cows posess quite a small brain compared 2 humands
sirpsychorocker (11:26:47 PM): especially germans
I Lil MiMi I (11:26:58 PM): see, it's not fair
I Lil MiMi I (11:27:03 PM): there's no competition
sirpsychorocker (11:27:08 PM): ahh, yes.. ther isnt...
sirpsychorocker (11:27:12 PM): *there isnt
sirpsychorocker (11:27:18 PM): do a post on myspace
sirpsychorocker (11:27:38 PM): ask for everyhting ppl hate about me or my faults or anyhtign like that
sirpsychorocker (11:27:51 PM): i will be very interested in the results...
I Lil MiMi I (11:28:05 PM): you got it
sirpsychorocker (11:28:29 PM): do it now!
sirpsychorocker (11:28:57 PM): get those hooves typing woman!
I Lil MiMi I (11:29:06 PM): i'm going!
sirpsychorocker (11:29:23 PM): ill give u a nice patch of grass tomorrow at school if u hurry...
I Lil MiMi I (11:29:33 PM): don't rush me!
sirpsychorocker (11:29:41 PM): fine fine
sirpsychorocker (11:30:18 PM): ahh
sirpsychorocker (11:30:20 PM): i must go
I Lil MiMi I (11:30:22 PM): DONE!
sirpsychorocker (11:30:30 PM): i have football and track tomorrow
sirpsychorocker (11:30:35 PM): meaning i need to rest
sirpsychorocker (11:30:37 PM): done?!
sirpsychorocker (11:30:43 PM): man those hooves move fast
I Lil MiMi I (11:30:48 PM): haha
sirpsychorocker (11:30:53 PM): ttyl
sirpsychorocker (11:31:01 PM): dont x out of this convo
sirpsychorocker (11:31:05 PM): u just save it all...
sirpsychorocker (11:31:07 PM): *must
I Lil MiMi I (11:31:09 PM): i shall
sirpsychorocker (11:31:14 PM): try to take out the typos...
sirpsychorocker (11:31:16 PM): bye
I Lil MiMi I (11:31:19 PM): tomorrow it will be in my live journal
I Lil MiMi I (11:31:21 PM): byeeee
sirpsychorocker (11:31:24 PM): c yz
sirpsychorocker (11:31:26 PM): *ya
sirpsychorocker (11:31:35 PM): i cant type 4 crap, u kno that
I Lil MiMi I (11:31:40 PM): i can see that
sirpsychorocker (11:31:51 PM): i can see ur gut from my window
I Lil MiMi I (11:32:02 PM): LMAO
sirpsychorocker (11:32:02 PM): oooooo yeah
sirpsychorocker (11:32:14 PM): u kno that was good
sirpsychorocker (11:32:25 PM): out thta as ur away message betsy!
sirpsychorocker (11:32:26 PM): ok
sirpsychorocker (11:32:27 PM): must go
sirpsychorocker (11:32:28 PM): bye
I Lil MiMi I (11:32:36 PM): byeeeeee
sirpsychorocker signed off at 11:32:37 PM.
Warning: very funny.
you'll only find it funny if you know how Stephen is and if you've ever heard him make fun of me/his mom and our fatness.
enjoy. (:
I Lil MiMi I (10:42:29 PM): STEPHEN
I Lil MiMi I (10:42:32 PM): my fat nasty hoe
sirpsychorocker (10:45:33 PM): ew
sirpsychorocker (10:45:40 PM): is this who i think it is
sirpsychorocker (10:45:43 PM): cuz if it is
sirpsychorocker (10:45:45 PM): than
sirpsychorocker (10:45:47 PM): ew
I Lil MiMi I (10:45:49 PM): :-D
sirpsychorocker (10:46:07 PM): i feel claustrophobic just thinking about u
I Lil MiMi I (10:46:11 PM): hahahaha
sirpsychorocker (10:46:23 PM): wut up dawg
I Lil MiMi I (10:46:32 PM): chillen, homes
sirpsychorocker (10:46:40 PM): likewise
sirpsychorocker (10:46:54 PM): just took the biggest baddest dawg on the west side out
sirpsychorocker (10:47:01 PM): if thats of any concern to anyone
I Lil MiMi I (10:47:17 PM): and who is this "biggest baddest dawg"?
sirpsychorocker (10:47:41 PM): the master G himself, the alpha and the omega: GEORGIE
I Lil MiMi I (10:48:06 PM): what a cutie..
sirpsychorocker (10:48:31 PM): he has a gay lil bow on now that makes him even more of a homosexual dog
sirpsychorocker (10:48:35 PM): if there is such a thing
I Lil MiMi I (10:48:50 PM): lol
I Lil MiMi I (10:48:54 PM): you're such an angry person
sirpsychorocker (10:49:34 PM): actually im not
sirpsychorocker (10:49:44 PM): im quite a peaceful serene human being...
I Lil MiMi I (10:50:51 PM): don't lie to yourself
sirpsychorocker (10:50:56 PM): who gets very annoyed at things such as homosexuals, bad food, baseball players, my mom, mrs.serralta, math in general, rap musc, hip hop, reggaeton, stuck up ppl, boring books, yo momma, ugly ppl, fat ppl, and u
I Lil MiMi I (10:51:16 PM): hmph
I Lil MiMi I (10:51:23 PM): that was uncalled for
sirpsychorocker (10:51:32 PM): everything i say is uncalled for
I Lil MiMi I (10:51:37 PM): true
sirpsychorocker (10:51:50 PM): wuts wrong with u woman, after a 5 min convo everyone realizes that
sirpsychorocker (10:52:05 PM): thats y im still single, DUH
sirpsychorocker (10:52:12 PM): girls want a nice guy
I Lil MiMi I (10:52:20 PM): pfft, i don't
I Lil MiMi I (10:52:23 PM): i like mean boys
sirpsychorocker (10:52:38 PM): if there ever was a master list for nice guys, i would most certianly not have any of the qualities
I Lil MiMi I (10:52:52 PM): i can get you a list
sirpsychorocker (10:52:41 PM): mean boys u say?
sirpsychorocker (10:52:48 PM): who likes mean boys
sirpsychorocker (10:52:57 PM): they make fun of u
sirpsychorocker (10:53:00 PM): and tell u ur fat
sirpsychorocker (10:53:04 PM): and ppke ur fat
sirpsychorocker (10:53:06 PM): and beat u
sirpsychorocker (10:53:08 PM): and use u
sirpsychorocker (10:53:15 PM): and think of u only as a object of pleasure
sirpsychorocker (10:53:22 PM): which, i assure u, u are not m'deat
sirpsychorocker (10:53:29 PM): *m'deat
I Lil MiMi I (10:53:35 PM): well, i liked mean boys up until the 3rd example you gave
sirpsychorocker (10:53:38 PM): damn i did it again
sirpsychorocker (10:53:41 PM): hmm
sirpsychorocker (10:53:48 PM): *scrolls up*
sirpsychorocker (10:53:59 PM): ahh
sirpsychorocker (10:54:03 PM): u no likey pokey?
I Lil MiMi I (10:54:28 PM): no i still liked it at that point
sirpsychorocker (10:55:22 PM): apparently u dont kno how to count
sirpsychorocker (10:55:26 PM): its 4 down
sirpsychorocker (10:55:41 PM): manktard
I Lil MiMi I (10:56:48 PM): forgive me
I Lil MiMi I (10:56:59 PM): my fatness did not allow me to scroll up and count
sirpsychorocker (10:57:05 PM): i see
sirpsychorocker (10:57:15 PM): i beleive ur fatness stops u form doing many things
sirpsychorocker (10:57:18 PM): such as look good
sirpsychorocker (10:57:20 PM): and do ur hair
sirpsychorocker (10:57:28 PM): and think properly
sirpsychorocker (10:57:41 PM): man
sirpsychorocker (10:57:46 PM): im relaly dishing it out today,,,,
sirpsychorocker (10:57:48 PM): *....
I Lil MiMi I (10:57:58 PM): yes you are
I Lil MiMi I (10:58:01 PM): not nice
I Lil MiMi I (10:58:02 PM): at all
I Lil MiMi I (10:58:12 PM): have you not seen your mom enough today?
I Lil MiMi I (10:58:17 PM): you're taking your anger out on me
sirpsychorocker (10:58:47 PM): i haven't i guess
I Lil MiMi I (10:59:13 PM): i think you should go watch a netflix movie with her
sirpsychorocker (10:59:37 PM): umm
sirpsychorocker (10:59:55 PM): i think u should go rot in hell for eternity with a mirror in front of u to torment u
sirpsychorocker (11:00:38 PM): o man
sirpsychorocker (11:00:40 PM): that was good....
sirpsychorocker (11:00:45 PM): im gonna use that one later
I Lil MiMi I (11:00:54 PM): not....cool...
I Lil MiMi I (11:00:57 PM): but it was a good one
sirpsychorocker (11:01:03 PM): *writes it down in diss-notebook
sirpsychorocker (11:01:13 PM): and by the by
sirpsychorocker (11:01:24 PM): i was cool before u were even born
I Lil MiMi I (11:02:09 PM): <- - -i was cool before you even knew what it meant
sirpsychorocker (11:02:20 PM): no
sirpsychorocker (11:02:29 PM): that statement is false
sirpsychorocker (11:02:49 PM): its almost as false as the statement ur skinny
sirpsychorocker (11:02:51 PM): or pretty
sirpsychorocker (11:02:56 PM): or guys look at u
sirpsychorocker (11:03:02 PM): hot damn! im on a roll!
I Lil MiMi I (11:04:03 PM): THIS IS NOT FAIR
I Lil MiMi I (11:04:07 PM): where is your mother?!
sirpsychorocker (11:04:52 PM): watching a netflix movie
sirpsychorocker (11:04:55 PM): w.o me
sirpsychorocker (11:04:57 PM): thank God
I Lil MiMi I (11:04:59 PM): lmao
sirpsychorocker (11:06:40 PM): crap
sirpsychorocker (11:06:41 PM): shes done
sirpsychorocker (11:06:48 PM): now shes gonna come over here and piss me off about something
sirpsychorocker (11:06:50 PM): or my dad
I Lil MiMi I (11:06:53 PM): haha
sirpsychorocker (11:07:02 PM): my dad always makes his "rounds"
sirpsychorocker (11:07:14 PM): he goes to like, every room in the house and inspects
sirpsychorocker (11:07:27 PM): he goes to my room and if its messy and im not in there, bad news
sirpsychorocker (11:07:35 PM): and its messy and im not in there...
sirpsychorocker (11:07:43 PM): and he always like
sirpsychorocker (11:08:05 PM): comes in like a velociraptor/t-rex on a rampage
sirpsychorocker (11:08:07 PM): turns off the fan
sirpsychorocker (11:08:30 PM): says something like its cold when im wearing a freakin bathing suit cuz im sweating so much
sirpsychorocker (11:08:40 PM): changes the channel on the tv
sirpsychorocker (11:08:46 PM): which i despise
sirpsychorocker (11:09:02 PM): changes the volume to suit his bat ears
I Lil MiMi I (11:09:25 PM): lmao
I Lil MiMi I (11:09:27 PM): bat ears..
I Lil MiMi I (11:09:34 PM): ooohhh doggies
sirpsychorocker (11:09:39 PM): then leaves with the light on or off, the door open, and the channel changed and the volume, and leaves the fan offf
sirpsychorocker (11:09:43 PM): and leaves the door open
sirpsychorocker (11:10:01 PM): and tells me to take out georgie or clean my room
sirpsychorocker (11:10:31 PM): or rub my moms terydactal feet, which i utterly and completely despise, i would much rather stare at u than do that heinous task...
sirpsychorocker (11:10:38 PM): and thats how it all goes down
I Lil MiMi I (11:10:55 PM): LMAOOOO
I Lil MiMi I (11:11:02 PM): omg i think i'm gunna fall out of my chair
sirpsychorocker (11:11:07 PM): lol
sirpsychorocker (11:11:27 PM): o, thats y i felt that shaking in the earths tectonic plates...
I Lil MiMi I (11:11:51 PM): i think this whole conversation is away message material
sirpsychorocker (11:12:01 PM): score another one to Stephen James sexy beast master koepp
sirpsychorocker (11:12:03 PM): hells yes
sirpsychorocker (11:12:14 PM): the first words i utttered were away message material
sirpsychorocker (11:12:22 PM): u dont kno me online baby....
sirpsychorocker (11:13:24 PM): sorry, i put baby but i meant to put insanley obese child scarer chester the molester freak of nature thing
sirpsychorocker (11:13:33 PM): idk y baby came out...
I Lil MiMi I (11:13:45 PM): i have a wonderful idea
sirpsychorocker (11:13:49 PM): lets hear it
I Lil MiMi I (11:13:57 PM): all of this will go on my livejournal for all the world to see
I Lil MiMi I (11:14:03 PM): it'll be greaT
sirpsychorocker (11:14:12 PM): holy crap yes
sirpsychorocker (11:14:30 PM): ppl will be falling out their seats all over the place
sirpsychorocker (11:14:34 PM): medics will be called in
sirpsychorocker (11:14:42 PM): ppl will die and i will laugh
I Lil MiMi I (11:15:06 PM): in the words of Ale, that'll be swell
sirpsychorocker (11:15:19 PM): in the words of cartman that will be kick ass
sirpsychorocker (11:16:40 PM): ive alwyas wondered y they call him cartman... is it cuz he always has like, a chocolate milkCARTon, hes always following the candycart, it rhymes with fart, idk...
I Lil MiMi I (11:16:56 PM): not your best material..
sirpsychorocker (11:17:02 PM): ill think about it before i retire
sirpsychorocker (11:17:04 PM): no, dont worry
sirpsychorocker (11:17:08 PM): thats becuae im gonna think about it
sirpsychorocker (11:17:26 PM): ive got to get it thru my kinks
sirpsychorocker (11:17:38 PM): many things have gone thru there
sirpsychorocker (11:17:54 PM): like how are there so many ugly ppl
sirpsychorocker (11:18:06 PM): y did God only allow 5 million Jews to die instead of 10
I Lil MiMi I (11:18:33 PM): STEPHEN!
I Lil MiMi I (11:18:36 PM): so not cool!
sirpsychorocker (11:18:40 PM): y did he allow an extinct raptor such as landestoy survive...
I Lil MiMi I (11:19:03 PM): oh who knows about that one
sirpsychorocker (11:19:06 PM): hello
sirpsychorocker (11:19:10 PM): im rascist
I Lil MiMi I (11:19:13 PM): that's a test right there for all of us
I Lil MiMi I (11:19:18 PM): i realize that..
I Lil MiMi I (11:19:25 PM): you stupid german..
sirpsychorocker (11:20:32 PM): umm
sirpsychorocker (11:20:34 PM): excuse me?
sirpsychorocker (11:20:43 PM): do U want 5 million of ur ppl to go bye bye?
sirpsychorocker (11:20:46 PM): starting with u?
sirpsychorocker (11:20:48 PM): next ur dog
sirpsychorocker (11:20:56 PM): then ur mom cuz she hates me for some reason
sirpsychorocker (11:21:23 PM): then ummm
sirpsychorocker (11:21:25 PM): idk
sirpsychorocker (11:21:28 PM): other ppl
sirpsychorocker (11:21:32 PM): ugly and fat ppl mostly
I Lil MiMi I (11:21:42 PM): well when you put it that way..
sirpsychorocker (11:21:55 PM): o no....
sirpsychorocker (11:22:01 PM): ALE?!?!
sirpsychorocker (11:22:12 PM): y God did i hafta say fat ppl.....
sirpsychorocker (11:22:18 PM): and samantha?!!
sirpsychorocker (11:22:45 PM): well, she'll put up a hell of a struggle thats for sure, i might hafta call ryan in on that one...
I Lil MiMi I (11:22:52 PM): you just killed everyone..
sirpsychorocker (11:22:58 PM): not me
I Lil MiMi I (11:23:07 PM): except you, you're perfect
I Lil MiMi I (11:23:11 PM): you'll never die
sirpsychorocker (11:23:25 PM): yeah
sirpsychorocker (11:23:26 PM): basically
sirpsychorocker (11:23:28 PM): cmon
sirpsychorocker (11:23:35 PM): what faults do i have
sirpsychorocker (11:23:36 PM): actually
sirpsychorocker (11:23:37 PM): seriously
sirpsychorocker (11:23:43 PM): what faults DO i have?
I Lil MiMi I (11:24:41 PM): hmm...
sirpsychorocker (11:24:49 PM): cmon
sirpsychorocker (11:24:50 PM): be mean
sirpsychorocker (11:25:04 PM): this is ur chance to retaliate after all the crap ive thrown at u
sirpsychorocker (11:25:10 PM): of course
sirpsychorocker (11:25:27 PM): there might be so much crap ive thrown u are incapable of doing anyhting
sirpsychorocker (11:25:30 PM): but try...
I Lil MiMi I (11:25:34 PM): okay, this is big here..i need to think of something great
sirpsychorocker (11:25:53 PM): this is gonna be interesitng
I Lil MiMi I (11:25:57 PM): I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
sirpsychorocker (11:26:06 PM): holy crap
I Lil MiMi I (11:26:08 PM): my tiny brain can't handle this pressure
sirpsychorocker (11:26:10 PM): cmon woman
sirpsychorocker (11:26:14 PM): lol
sirpsychorocker (11:26:17 PM): i kno, i kno..
I Lil MiMi I (11:26:27 PM): i feel like it might explode and ooze out of my ear
sirpsychorocker (11:26:38 PM): cows posess quite a small brain compared 2 humands
sirpsychorocker (11:26:47 PM): especially germans
I Lil MiMi I (11:26:58 PM): see, it's not fair
I Lil MiMi I (11:27:03 PM): there's no competition
sirpsychorocker (11:27:08 PM): ahh, yes.. ther isnt...
sirpsychorocker (11:27:12 PM): *there isnt
sirpsychorocker (11:27:18 PM): do a post on myspace
sirpsychorocker (11:27:38 PM): ask for everyhting ppl hate about me or my faults or anyhtign like that
sirpsychorocker (11:27:51 PM): i will be very interested in the results...
I Lil MiMi I (11:28:05 PM): you got it
sirpsychorocker (11:28:29 PM): do it now!
sirpsychorocker (11:28:57 PM): get those hooves typing woman!
I Lil MiMi I (11:29:06 PM): i'm going!
sirpsychorocker (11:29:23 PM): ill give u a nice patch of grass tomorrow at school if u hurry...
I Lil MiMi I (11:29:33 PM): don't rush me!
sirpsychorocker (11:29:41 PM): fine fine
sirpsychorocker (11:30:18 PM): ahh
sirpsychorocker (11:30:20 PM): i must go
I Lil MiMi I (11:30:22 PM): DONE!
sirpsychorocker (11:30:30 PM): i have football and track tomorrow
sirpsychorocker (11:30:35 PM): meaning i need to rest
sirpsychorocker (11:30:37 PM): done?!
sirpsychorocker (11:30:43 PM): man those hooves move fast
I Lil MiMi I (11:30:48 PM): haha
sirpsychorocker (11:30:53 PM): ttyl
sirpsychorocker (11:31:01 PM): dont x out of this convo
sirpsychorocker (11:31:05 PM): u just save it all...
sirpsychorocker (11:31:07 PM): *must
I Lil MiMi I (11:31:09 PM): i shall
sirpsychorocker (11:31:14 PM): try to take out the typos...
sirpsychorocker (11:31:16 PM): bye
I Lil MiMi I (11:31:19 PM): tomorrow it will be in my live journal
I Lil MiMi I (11:31:21 PM): byeeee
sirpsychorocker (11:31:24 PM): c yz
sirpsychorocker (11:31:26 PM): *ya
sirpsychorocker (11:31:35 PM): i cant type 4 crap, u kno that
I Lil MiMi I (11:31:40 PM): i can see that
sirpsychorocker (11:31:51 PM): i can see ur gut from my window
I Lil MiMi I (11:32:02 PM): LMAO
sirpsychorocker (11:32:02 PM): oooooo yeah
sirpsychorocker (11:32:14 PM): u kno that was good
sirpsychorocker (11:32:25 PM): out thta as ur away message betsy!
sirpsychorocker (11:32:26 PM): ok
sirpsychorocker (11:32:27 PM): must go
sirpsychorocker (11:32:28 PM): bye
I Lil MiMi I (11:32:36 PM): byeeeeee
sirpsychorocker signed off at 11:32:37 PM.