Break it down? Are you kidding? That's hand-carved mahogony...

[iicatharsisii]

these are fun i guess

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[cristy__says]

hahaha proffesional lazy ass. I SAY GO FOR PORNSTAR.

[xcandyxx]

you are an aries matt aries

[violinandvocals]

You don't need to advertise our sub-hetero love on your el-jay, Matt. I mean...shit man, Candace reads it. I swear to god, you better have a pants party because we haven't had one in forever.

I'm going to steal this quiz right back too, motherfucker, because I have nothing to post about and I'm bored.