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[iinchoucat]

Does Mayfield normally imitate the Soviet Union or is something strange going on? The American Flag in my house from yesterday was replaced by the Sickle and Hammer flag, the symbol of the USSR during the Cold War era. Everything is gray and we only have beets to eat. I wonder if it has to do with

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[numanstan]

It's just the holidays again. Somethin' like this always happens.

I think y'just look at it and check if it's really bread and not, I don't know, a badger or somethin'.

[iinchoucat]

Aren't holidays supposed to be festive?

That...sounds rather silly.

[numanstan]

Not here. The ones here usually involve murderin' and humiliation.

Those badgers're sneaky. Y'gotta keep your eye on 'em.

[iinchoucat]

M-Murdering?!

I don't want to watch over badgers all day. I already know badgers aren't bread.

[kol_shevik]

You will be telling people about Russia, comrade? Be sure to tell them about Russia's slim figure.

[iinchoucat]

If they need to know something, then I'll do my best to remember from what I learned.

...Silm figure?

[kol_shevik]

May always ask Russia! Russia knows many things about Russia.

[iinchoucat]

Huh.

[...wait.] Are you one of the people who is also a country?