Comments | iinchoucat: ► Redux Nightmare 05 [Phone]

iinchoucat

► Redux Nightmare 05 [Phone]

Jan 14, 2011 05:09

Um, excuse me I have a question.

How does someone be popular? I received a job here saying that I need to look out for squares. [...] Is anyone here a square? It's okay if you are, I'm not judgmental! But why would they care about squares in particular? [sob she thinks it means literal squares]

!phone, sob this is horrible, no clue what im even doing, how does i be poplar?

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doastheromansdo January 14 2011, 17:37:11 UTC

I got something similar. Can they really just assign who's popular?

iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:17:12 UTC

I'm not sure. I don't mind being popular, but what does it entail?

doastheromansdo January 14 2011, 21:38:16 UTC

As far as I can tell, it means they want us to go bother newcomers.

iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:39:05 UTC

So they want us to welcome people! That doesn't sound too hard.

...Are the new people squares then?

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housechores January 14 2011, 19:32:49 UTC

I think they mean people who are unpopular... or something like that.

iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:18:05 UTC

So they want me to catch anyone who isn't popular and scold them?

Why don't they just make everyone popular then? That way there won't be any unpopular people.

housechores January 14 2011, 21:24:24 UTC

I don't think it works like that...

iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:37:41 UTC

Then how does it work? [Yes she is taking this seriously. IT'S HER JOB MAN.]

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wontjustwait January 14 2011, 21:11:33 UTC

[ Also thinking literal squares. ]

Maybe squares are just unpopular shapes? I mean, circles tend to be more practical, right?

iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:18:54 UTC

Yes, but circles don't have any sides. Most shapes like triangles and squares do. Maybe that has something to do with it?

wontjustwait January 14 2011, 21:26:39 UTC

I guess so. That's so weird... Mayfield makes no sense.

iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:38:24 UTC

I didn't even know being popular could be a job. Is it really that hard?

numanstan January 14 2011, 21:27:35 UTC

I don't think bein' popular is somethin' y'can learn to do. It's somethin' you're born with, like green eyes or a club foot.

iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:37:08 UTC

Really? But, I don't know if I was born popular. How do you know that you were born that way?

numanstan January 14 2011, 21:38:30 UTC

Y'just know, mate. Y'just know.

iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:39:59 UTC

[She thinks for a moment. IS SHE POPULAR. Ummm man she doesn't know.]

Are there any signs I should look out for? What do popular people normally do?

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hwamei January 15 2011, 00:45:34 UTC

You have to be cool first, of course!

iinchoucat January 15 2011, 01:56:58 UTC

And how do you be cool?

hwamei January 15 2011, 02:10:18 UTC

You keep yourself up to date with everything, of course! That way, you have a lot of things to talk about. And you won't embarrass yourself like teacher does.

iinchoucat January 15 2011, 08:49:52 UTC

So being current with what's going on. That sounds simple enough. But, why do they care about 'squares'? Does it matter if someone is unpopular?

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