I Infinity 4: Human beings really come up with some horrifyingly, stunningly embarassing, really stupid things
Prince DZX9: Look at the Asians
I Infinity 4: I think that falls under "human beings"
Prince DZX9: No...they're aliens
Prince DZX9: Nobody has eyes like that

So I'm not allowed to leave my house today because my FUCKING room wasnt clean enough for my mom. Everything has to look like a goddamn hospital. This is pretty absurd considering that she doesnt even spend any fucking time in here ( Read more... )

I'm back! And I'm better than ever ( Read more... )

We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change ( Read more... )

2.5 = Energy in exajoules released by Indonesia's December earthquake in four minutes ( Read more... )

If a man takes out an old gym bag, from like seven months ago, he will invariably open it, and take a big whiff of whatever's in there. Being shocked and appalled by this smell, he will gag and stumble around the room before telling his buddies on the couch to come over and smell. His buddy's, call them 2 and 3, having seen all of this, will come ( Read more... )

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I havent updated this much. But I really dont see a reason to, because if you read around, you can figure out what I've been doing.

Shannons party was a blast.

Today was great too.

I love you Alex.

SUCK ON THEM NUTS!

I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an ape of god. I've got a face that's made for doing violence upon. I'm a teen distortion. I survived abortion. I'm a rebel from the waist down. I wanna thank you mom, I wanna thank you dad, for bringing this fucking world to a bitter end. I never really hated a one true god, but the god of the people I hated ( Read more... )