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[ijemanja]

I really hate the word 'thrust'.

(Why yes it's past three am and I'm writing porn.)

Seriously though. Hate.

Eta: also stupid euphemisms for female body parts but that goes without saying.

Comments

[swatkat24]

Some have greatness thrust upon them. (I just needed an excuse to say thrust.)

[ijemanja]

DON'T MAKE ME UNFRIEND YOU.

[swatkat24]

Never thrust your sickle into another's corn.

[ijemanja]

Hee. OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY. Like I don't think I've ever noticed it much before, I was just writing along minding my own business and suddenly 'WHAT. WHAT IS THIS HORRIFYING WORD I'M EXPECTED TO USE TO DESCRIBE THIS PARTICULAR ACTION. EW.'

[damelola]

My porn writing woes: THESE ARE THEM.

[ijemanja]

RIGHT? IT IS A STUPID WORD.

[ijemanja]

Hee, okay that's cute but no. I'M AFRAID IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE SENSIBLE ABOUT THIS. HATE.

[ijemanja]

I swear I used it with impunity too until like an hour ago.

(Also I just had to look up the word 'impunity' to make sure it meant what I thought it meant. SO MAYBE I SHOULD NOT BE WRITING RIGHT NOW. MY BRAIN MAKE NOT WORDS GOOD OR SOMETHING.)

[hihoplastic]

The only thing I have to contribute is my utter joy that you are writing porn.

Trusting or not.

:D

[ijemanja]

So weird for me, I hardly ever write porn any more! But it was Leverage porn which you haven't seen (YET) and so would not enjoy. ):

(Late reply, sorry! I fail so hard at answering comments sometimes.)

[fleurlb]

Hmmm. Thrust never bothered me before. Now it probably will. Thanks.

I wrote my first porn a few weeks ago and had a whole list of words and phrases that irk me when I read porn. Mostly though, I don't get the fascination with precum that seems to pop up all the time.