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Survey = potential for fun?
If I were a month, I would be: long, mostly predictable, except spontaneous when least convenient, and chances are there'd be a holiday in me. I hope it's not one of those shitty ones.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursdays, but not for the reasons you might think.
If I were a time of day, I would be: short lived.
If I were a planet, I would be: GIGANTIC AND GASEOUS. Difference?
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A humpback whale. Terrifying and imposing without being vioent or dangerous at all (hehe...hump...).
If I were a direction, I would be: Walk a little to the left. Squat. Rotate 60 degrees. Fall directly backward.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A little awkward for folks to sit on, I think, with me being a living thing and all.
If I were a sin, I would be: PErhaps one of the sins of theleopard - sins of fraud, you know. those are the really fun ones.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Mark Twain perhaps? at least I'd want to be. I can only dream of having that level of good natured cynicism.
If I were a liquid, I would be: sticky...pungent. Maybe I bit like that strange, strong, unidentifyable Russian liquor I found in our liquor cabinet that one time.
If I were a stone, I would be: Cast aside after a reasonably short period of vaguely disinterested curiosity.
If I were a tree, I would be: tha talky vindictive apple-throwing kind.
If I were a bird, I would be: Obnoxious and ellusive? like a Big Fucking Crow that's good at hiding.
If I were a tool, I would be: thoroughly useless
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a Touch-me-not. Love those damn things. Very Garrish. Big cool looking flowers that grow these pods of seeds that explode when touched. Cool goddamn flowers.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: an apocolyptic rain of tiny fish and wind-up toys?
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a harpie. I sort of dig harpies. I've actually had this conversation recently.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: an oversized mexican guitar with those plucky nylon strings. I've actually had that conversation recently as well.
If I were an animal, I would be: A groundhog? A really ungainly fish perhaps?
If I were a colour, I would be: black like my soul. Or perhaps black like flavr flav. I have trouble deciding sometimes.
If I were an emotion, I would be: indifferently preplexed delight.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Something crunchy that never quite tastes exactly like you meant it to. Like the questionable fucking Zuchini at ade.
If I were a sound, I would be: A distant girgle followed by a crack and a dinstinct 'bonk.'
If I were an element, I would be: Barium. Sometimes serves a useful purpose, but will always upset your stomach.
If I were a car, I would be: ineffecient.
If I were a song, I would be: Crackhouse Blues by Adam Green. (Everybody do the hokey pokey to the crackhouse blues!)
If I were a movie, I would be: Twisted, funny, stupid, not without a few small points to make. Maybe a lot like 'Accepted.'
If I were a book, I would be written by: a barely literate 2nd grader.
If I were a food, I would be: DELICIOUS.
If I were a place, I would be: Sort of smelly and cluttered. Like your Grandma's basement.
If I were a taste, I would be: Acrid and spicy. Joke's on you.
If I were a scent, I would be: pretty dissatisfied with my lot in life.
If I were a religion, I would be: one of those easy to believe, fact dismissive fantastical ones. Like all of them.
If I were a word, I would be: long, overly complicated, and very limited in my usefuleness.
If I were a body part, I would be: a toe perhaps? Good for maintaining balance, bad for anything else at all.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: long, overly complicated, and very limited in my usefuleness.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: that one that like three people major in because they think it sounds easy.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: unsuitable for most tv broadcasts.
If I were a shape, I would be: rather wiggly
If I were a number, I would be: something between 70 and 100. Those all seem like really underated numbers as numbers go.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a pimp coat.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: a bright green plastic spider ring. I love you, bright green plastic spider ring.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: rather silly, now wouldn't I.
Hmm....less fun than I had imagined.
p.s. Adrianne Easterly is ruining my life.
If I were a month, I would be: long, mostly predictable, except spontaneous when least convenient, and chances are there'd be a holiday in me. I hope it's not one of those shitty ones.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursdays, but not for the reasons you might think.
If I were a time of day, I would be: short lived.
If I were a planet, I would be: GIGANTIC AND GASEOUS. Difference?
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A humpback whale. Terrifying and imposing without being vioent or dangerous at all (hehe...hump...).
If I were a direction, I would be: Walk a little to the left. Squat. Rotate 60 degrees. Fall directly backward.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A little awkward for folks to sit on, I think, with me being a living thing and all.
If I were a sin, I would be: PErhaps one of the sins of theleopard - sins of fraud, you know. those are the really fun ones.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Mark Twain perhaps? at least I'd want to be. I can only dream of having that level of good natured cynicism.
If I were a liquid, I would be: sticky...pungent. Maybe I bit like that strange, strong, unidentifyable Russian liquor I found in our liquor cabinet that one time.
If I were a stone, I would be: Cast aside after a reasonably short period of vaguely disinterested curiosity.
If I were a tree, I would be: tha talky vindictive apple-throwing kind.
If I were a bird, I would be: Obnoxious and ellusive? like a Big Fucking Crow that's good at hiding.
If I were a tool, I would be: thoroughly useless
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a Touch-me-not. Love those damn things. Very Garrish. Big cool looking flowers that grow these pods of seeds that explode when touched. Cool goddamn flowers.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: an apocolyptic rain of tiny fish and wind-up toys?
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a harpie. I sort of dig harpies. I've actually had this conversation recently.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: an oversized mexican guitar with those plucky nylon strings. I've actually had that conversation recently as well.
If I were an animal, I would be: A groundhog? A really ungainly fish perhaps?
If I were a colour, I would be: black like my soul. Or perhaps black like flavr flav. I have trouble deciding sometimes.
If I were an emotion, I would be: indifferently preplexed delight.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Something crunchy that never quite tastes exactly like you meant it to. Like the questionable fucking Zuchini at ade.
If I were a sound, I would be: A distant girgle followed by a crack and a dinstinct 'bonk.'
If I were an element, I would be: Barium. Sometimes serves a useful purpose, but will always upset your stomach.
If I were a car, I would be: ineffecient.
If I were a song, I would be: Crackhouse Blues by Adam Green. (Everybody do the hokey pokey to the crackhouse blues!)
If I were a movie, I would be: Twisted, funny, stupid, not without a few small points to make. Maybe a lot like 'Accepted.'
If I were a book, I would be written by: a barely literate 2nd grader.
If I were a food, I would be: DELICIOUS.
If I were a place, I would be: Sort of smelly and cluttered. Like your Grandma's basement.
If I were a taste, I would be: Acrid and spicy. Joke's on you.
If I were a scent, I would be: pretty dissatisfied with my lot in life.
If I were a religion, I would be: one of those easy to believe, fact dismissive fantastical ones. Like all of them.
If I were a word, I would be: long, overly complicated, and very limited in my usefuleness.
If I were a body part, I would be: a toe perhaps? Good for maintaining balance, bad for anything else at all.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: long, overly complicated, and very limited in my usefuleness.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: that one that like three people major in because they think it sounds easy.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: unsuitable for most tv broadcasts.
If I were a shape, I would be: rather wiggly
If I were a number, I would be: something between 70 and 100. Those all seem like really underated numbers as numbers go.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a pimp coat.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: a bright green plastic spider ring. I love you, bright green plastic spider ring.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: rather silly, now wouldn't I.
Hmm....less fun than I had imagined.
p.s. Adrianne Easterly is ruining my life.