I just had the best rap battle of my life about Zombies vs. Humans. Here it is.
Hiitssondra: Humans ain't shit but HOES AND TRICKS!
bortasha6: zombies aint nuttin but pancakes and muffins!
Hiitssondra: girl please, ill bite you with ease...
bortasha6: bitch don't test. It'll be a bloody mess
I'll hit you with a sock before I pull out my glock
Hiitssondra: i'm like a silent but deadly fart,
i make zombifing an art
if you want to stay alive, better cower and hide...
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
bortasha6: I'll see you comin before you even think of something
you can't sneak, bitch take a peek, I carry my gun even when I take a leak
9:20
Hiitssondra: your surrender is inevitalbe. i got you AND david shook. best believe you'll be running like an paranoid crook
bortasha6: It's already 9:20 and you ain't responded, you lookin for a rhyme yet? ho, have you found it?
Hiitssondra: i've been seeing those clouds our whole conversation. what are you doing over there. masterbat-on?
hahaha
bortasha6: you think you got game but you just got parchesi, I'm playing chess, life, and monopoly! You know that shit ain't cheesy
don't fuck with apoc, we got plans and skills, we're cold-hearted fuckers, you KNOW you got chills
brrr
Hiitssondra: clouds once more. damn your a bore.
hahahaha
touche
but, let it be known that this battle aint over. ill make you so sick, i'll think there are 6 leaves in a clover.
bortasha6: now that was just nonsense, trick lemme give you 2 cents, your rhymes are so stank, you should invest in some insense
you're tired, take a nap and while you sleep I'll set a trap, you 'll be caught in a net but I ain't done with you yet
Hiitssondra: so what you gonna do?
hit me with some foam?
bitch ass please, you're tired, just stay home
bortasha6: you're sittin here, spittin here, why ain't you makin killins here? go out eat somebody. I can wait all day, cause this shit's gonna be funny
Hiitssondra: wow, that's bold. please don't get it twisted. you'd be dead right now if i wanted to be a dip shit
but i ain't ill give you a day. bitch you got a mouth. can you back up what it say?
bortasha6: you spend so much time thinking, I think you've got no art, no blood in your veins, no love no heart
don't surprise me much though undead stank ho, it's cool when I shoot you we can still be friends though
Hiitssondra: we'll see tomorrow, ill give you day
go ahead, talk your shit. cause ill still stay legit. eating on you humans like a non-for-profit banquet.
bortasha6: you used that line twice? ain't you got no style? you just joggin in place I run circles by the mile
OHH
Hiitssondra: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
snap
son!!!!!
yo you kinda right. but that line was kinda tight. my lyrics are so fly, i gotta say em twice
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twice, twice
(break)
bortasha6: lady between you and me we have got to agree, we some super-fly bitch-ass NEVERSUCKA EMMCEES!!!!
(poping and locking)