The saddest thing I ever did see was a woodpecker pecking at a plastic tree.
He looks at me and says, "Friend, things ain't as sweet as they used to be."

-Shel Silverstein

I went to Chili's to take myself out for a lunch date and right when I got there Jessica Simpson was about to start belting a Christmas song on the radio. To prevent myself from having to hear it I freaked out, almost hit the car parked in front of the spot where I was parking, and quickly turned off the car. That was a close one ( Read more... )

My thoughts for the morning ( Read more... )

Rose Bowl baby.

I MIGHT have a ticket. Eureka!

It’s funny when you get to a point in a relationship when you are so comfortable you take an “outside looking in” approach to it and are not exactly appalled, more so shocked that the relationship has come to that ( Read more... )

Last night, lying in bed ( Read more... )

The news is great entertainment ( Read more... )

Who gave Nick and Jessica a variety hour? When you find them, kick them in the head 9 times.

They annoy me. Very much so.

I have a new background and colors and whatnot. I think you should all check it out. I feel that Becca will like it in particular.

I used to have really long full eyelashes.

I think my eyelashes are falling out.

I wonder what causes that, and how I can prevent it.