Stupid Riverdale

[ikichi]

Good. Betty's too good/awesome for his stupid ass anyway. It's ok, Cooper, I still love you and I'm *way* cuter than Andrews.

Their kids will be tremendously stupid. And lame.

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[ikichi]

I got fed up with the comics years ago, but I used to collect them like mad. (There's one issue I'd love to get my hands on, though...) An lj friend mentioned what was going on.

[jaborwhalky]

I beat you two to one there going to have a lead up to a wedding and milk it for all its worth and at the alter he will spurn Veronica and run to wed betty and thus make more for more issues.

[ikichi]

You know, in the Jughead issue where he's a huge hero in the future, his escorting officer said he was about to marry one girl and changed his mind at the last minute.

Because Archie is a jackass.

[laridian]

They'll never end the love triangle, IMO.

Though Betty and Jughead would be a fantastic couple. Possibly do-able in Sims, too, since you could just give him the Angela Pleasant nose (it's pretty wild in males). Man, what would the kids turn out like?

[ikichi]

Betty and Jug? Really? Man, now I have to think about this. O_o

[laridian]

I vaguely remember something like the writers once said that if they had a choice, it would be Betty/Jughead, presuming you don't use "goofy Jughead" but instead "geeky Jughead".

Here it is, I found it!
http://www.archiecomics.com/acpaco/askthearchivist/ask_jughead.html
If I had to pick a mate for Jughead, though, I'd go with Betty. They get along real well, and have even had "just friends" dates. If Jughead could ever open his eyelids wide and long enough to actually NOTICE Betty, and if Betty could ever just give up the ghost where Archie's concerned, perhaps they could be a great match indeed!

[psitticism]

OT but I love you.

[ikichi]

♥

[horuschilde]

y'all know this is another "what if" situation, right?

[ikichi]

I don't care. I'm going to kidnap Betty and then raze Riverdale.