Voice Mail:

[iknowstuff]

Hi! You've reached Layla Miller. I probably already know that you've called, what you're calling about, when you called, what you're wearing when you called and what you had for breakfast but you need to leave a message anyway. Mostly because I love coming back into the room and seeing the little blinky light going on in off

Comments

[living_endless]

[From here.]

Probably the same reason they talk about it everywhere? They're bored. Or lonely. Or horny. Or all three.

Sorry you're missing out.

[weldedtomyspine]

[From here]

"Why would you be someone else? Is this another one of those weird Fandom things? And what do you mean we've never met? We hang out all the time?"

"Wait... did Paco put you up to this?"

[heromaniac]

Momoko was trying to call Dinah, "Hey- I never asked what time you wanted me to come over. Also, why was what we did illegal? You never said. Call me! bai bai!"