Voice Mail:

[iknowstuff]

Hi! You've reached Layla Miller. I probably already know that you've called, what you're calling about, when you called, what you're wearing when you called and what you had for breakfast but you need to leave a message anyway. Mostly because I love coming back into the room and seeing the little blinky light going on in off

Comments

[living_endless]

[From here.]

Probably the same reason they talk about it everywhere? They're bored. Or lonely. Or horny. Or all three.

Sorry you're missing out.