What can I say? I'm a nice guy like that. He's not very good with people, so it works out all around if the ladies spend a little time chatting with me first so I can tell them they're wasting their time.
You interested, buttercup? I'm an equal opportunity screener.
Yeah but, that's like putting the little tag on the box that says Do Not Open. No one ever believes a warning like that unless they sit down with someone and get it explained in detail to them over dinner and a couple drinks.
But some people I guess are willing to take it at face value.
What's that, muffincakes? I'm sorry, you never gave me your proper name.
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What can I say? I'm a nice guy like that. He's not very good with people, so it works out all around if the ladies spend a little time chatting with me first so I can tell them they're wasting their time.
You interested, buttercup? I'm an equal opportunity screener.
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But some people I guess are willing to take it at face value.
What's that, muffincakes? I'm sorry, you never gave me your proper name.
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And screenings for a date? Someone's got a big opinon of themselves. Geez, you might as well just host a dating show and put it on tv or something.
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