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[il_deucedly]

THREE TO ONE, VALENTINE.

Although yours was drowning so I'm not sure if that really counts, but I'm feeling generous.

Also, your mattress is fucking hard.

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[il_deucedly]

You should try to get it broken in. I hear wild sex is good for that.

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... Something is wrong with you.

[il_deucedly]

I know. It's just not natural to be as awesome as I am, right?