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il_deucedly

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May 12, 2008 19:52

Hoorjay. More freshman and another roommate. Let's see how long this one lasts.

Oh well. Onwards and upwards.

YOUR ATTENTION, FRESHMEN OF THE FEMININE PERSUASION. Hi, hello, welcome to hell, if any of you need help finding your dorms or unpacking or breaking in your mattresses, I'd be more than willing to offer my services. Call me Duke, and ( Read more... )

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sprightliest May 13 2008, 01:45:02 UTC

I'm not a freshman, but its my first year here. You do realize that I'm holding you to the helping me unpack thing, right?

il_deucedly May 13 2008, 04:53:57 UTC

I love a girl with a bit of experience.

Of course! I didn't make the offer for no one to take me up on it. What's your name, sugar?

sprightliest May 13 2008, 16:20:15 UTC

I'm Claire. You can find me in Hibiscus 206.

il_deucedly May 13 2008, 21:11:09 UTC

Awesomesauce. I'll be over in twenty, if that's cool with you.

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il_deucedly May 13 2008, 04:54:28 UTC

I get told that all the time.

Howdy there, gorgeous.

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il_deucedly May 13 2008, 05:06:37 UTC

Totally serious.

Wow. You look a lot like someone I've flirted with before. You got a sister?

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this means: i am rooming with that? numbered68 May 13 2008, 03:12:44 UTC

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lololol il_deucedly May 13 2008, 05:00:34 UTC

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Oh god.

I NEED A DOT TRANSLATOR, STAT. I THINK THIS GUY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S A TERRORIST.

numbered68 May 13 2008, 06:44:25 UTC

It was German for "You're the creature that is to be my roommate".

il_deucedly May 13 2008, 21:04:19 UTC

Oh. Sorry. It sounded a lot like I'M A TERRORIST NYA HA HA LOOK AT MY SHINY BOMBS. I flunked that dot language elective I took over the summer.

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Sellz is highly amused. drawbloodthorn May 13 2008, 04:14:06 UTC

...As if I can't comment after that.

So you're, what, Soph? Upperclassman?

he aims to please il_deucedly May 13 2008, 05:02:03 UTC

I think my credits stack up to sophomore, although not for serious efforts otherwise on my part.

Hi there.

She is all "hmm." drawbloodthorn May 13 2008, 05:08:48 UTC

Still, higher-up than me. What's your field of study, oh mysterious stranger? I'm curious, you understand.

il_deucedly May 13 2008, 05:14:12 UTC

Man, you gotta ask the hard questions right up front. If I tell you, will you promise to continue thinking of me as a shallow brainless playboy?

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