motoring

[il_professore]

To whomever nearly rear-ended me this afternoon:

Go fuck yourself.

Both my turn-signals and my brake-lights work, so don't give me the finger and lean on your horn as you go speeding away after you nearly rear-end me while I'm turning into my driveway.

You might think about hanging up your phone while you're at it.

I have spoken.

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[anti_cyclone]

This town doesn't tolerate road hogs, see? We'll take you out to the edge of town, and give you a stainless-steel shampoo.