I wish. HAHA. I'm not actually fat or horrifyingly ugly (as much as I love to make it sound that way) I'm just not attractive. Hair and make-up and appearances are way too much work! So I don't bother :]
*draws facial hair shadow/stubble on chin and puts on brother's clothes* HEYY BABY I'LL BE YOUR ENGLISH-ACCENTED BOYTOY. *stuffs underwear with toilet paper to enhance bulge*
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(and his adress and phone number and favourite foods and the preferred colour of underwear)
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the ad was just so funny ♥
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There's more than enough lard to go around, baby
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I'm not actually fat or horrifyingly ugly (as much as I love to make it sound that way) I'm just not attractive.
Hair and make-up and appearances are way too much work! So I don't bother :]
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I made out with an English guy last night!
HAHA I'M LIVING YOUR DREAM!
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*draws facial hair shadow/stubble on chin and puts on brother's clothes* HEYY BABY I'LL BE YOUR ENGLISH-ACCENTED BOYTOY. *stuffs underwear with toilet paper to enhance bulge*
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CAN THIS BE?!
THIS MILDLY EROTIC YET EXTREMELY CONVINCING MANNER OF SEDUCTION...
... THE FIRST WIFE TO MY VERY FIRST SOME ODD TRILLION MUTANT BABIES...
DOCTOR FAGFACE?!?!
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