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*everyone is learning how long it takes for different parts of a baby to develop*
Classmate: Wow... it takes a really long time to make a baby!
Eric: Well... not really. Probably like... 6, 7 minutes, tops. BD
Classmate: Awww Eric you look so happy today. Did you get some action last night?
Eric: Hahaha >8D I don't kiss and tell.
Me: Oooo... You can't tell us because it's a forbidden lover, right? It was a guy, right?
Eric: Oh, silly Elyse, I'm not into guys.
Me: Well you haven't really given us a reason to believe otherwise ;u;
Eric: Oh I could give you a couple reasons.... And you're both of them! Teeheeheeheehee!! <8D ♥♥♥♥
*everyone discussing and is unsure of what to bring to potluck lunch*
Eric: Okay okay okay, just hold on. I'll decide what we bring. Okay so, you bring the fruit, you bring the cakes, and Elyse, you just bring yourself. You're sweet enough ;D
Me: Aw shiiiit XD ♥
Eric: Yeah.... I don't really watch porn. I mean- I do start to watch it, but after about seven minutes I just stop paying attention :D
Eric: Hey, hey Elyse, when's your expirey date?
Me: Wha? Expirey date for what?
Eric: For when you go bad >8D
Me: *rofl*
Me: *walking down hall towards classroom*
Eric: *whistles* Woohoo! 8D Sup Elyse? ♥
Me: :'D sob! Omg Eric what is wrong with you?
Eric: Man, so, what does your shirt say? Save the...??
Me: Huh? No *unzips sweater a bit* It say 'Where the-
Eric: "Where the Elephants Are?"?? 8D
Me: No no no It says "Where the Wild Things Are". *starts taking off entire sweater*
Eric: >8DDD
Classmate: Elyse don't do it!! He's just trying to get you to strip!
Me: *already took off sweater* XD Shit! Goddamnit Eric!!
Eric: HAHAHAHAH YEAAAAH *claps* >8D Hey wanna see what my underwear says?! *starts to unzip-*
Me: LOL GROIN KICK ♥♥♥♥
Eric: awwww so close! 8]]]
Goddamnit I love this kid XD (I say 'kid' but he's really 8 years older than me) School wouldn't have been nearly as much fun if he weren't around.
I know there has been at least a million more rediculous things that he's said, which is why I'm going to start writing them down somewhere so I never forget them ♥
Classmate: Wow... it takes a really long time to make a baby!
Eric: Well... not really. Probably like... 6, 7 minutes, tops. BD
Classmate: Awww Eric you look so happy today. Did you get some action last night?
Eric: Hahaha >8D I don't kiss and tell.
Me: Oooo... You can't tell us because it's a forbidden lover, right? It was a guy, right?
Eric: Oh, silly Elyse, I'm not into guys.
Me: Well you haven't really given us a reason to believe otherwise ;u;
Eric: Oh I could give you a couple reasons.... And you're both of them! Teeheeheeheehee!! <8D ♥♥♥♥
*everyone discussing and is unsure of what to bring to potluck lunch*
Eric: Okay okay okay, just hold on. I'll decide what we bring. Okay so, you bring the fruit, you bring the cakes, and Elyse, you just bring yourself. You're sweet enough ;D
Me: Aw shiiiit XD ♥
Eric: Yeah.... I don't really watch porn. I mean- I do start to watch it, but after about seven minutes I just stop paying attention :D
Eric: Hey, hey Elyse, when's your expirey date?
Me: Wha? Expirey date for what?
Eric: For when you go bad >8D
Me: *rofl*
Me: *walking down hall towards classroom*
Eric: *whistles* Woohoo! 8D Sup Elyse? ♥
Me: :'D sob! Omg Eric what is wrong with you?
Eric: Man, so, what does your shirt say? Save the...??
Me: Huh? No *unzips sweater a bit* It say 'Where the-
Eric: "Where the Elephants Are?"?? 8D
Me: No no no It says "Where the Wild Things Are". *starts taking off entire sweater*
Eric: >8DDD
Classmate: Elyse don't do it!! He's just trying to get you to strip!
Me: *already took off sweater* XD Shit! Goddamnit Eric!!
Eric: HAHAHAHAH YEAAAAH *claps* >8D Hey wanna see what my underwear says?! *starts to unzip-*
Me: LOL GROIN KICK ♥♥♥♥
Eric: awwww so close! 8]]]
Goddamnit I love this kid XD (I say 'kid' but he's really 8 years older than me) School wouldn't have been nearly as much fun if he weren't around.
I know there has been at least a million more rediculous things that he's said, which is why I'm going to start writing them down somewhere so I never forget them ♥