OkCupid Tales #7
So, I had been saving this one, but I have to post it now or I will forget to. This guy was in his 20s, but I can't say exactly, since he has also deleted his account since.
Sent December 1:
dylanoo92: Would u be open to me parking near your street. I'd be in my car naked and you simple "catch me" stroking. And u can chose what to do from there. I'm feeling super kinky tonight.
Me: Yeah, sure. I live on Second Ave near Bank. When will you be here?
D: 2 hours im leaving montreal now
M: Great. Safe trip.
D: what will you be wearing?
how can i reach you once im there
M: A pair of shorts so you can see the tattoo on my leg
Use OKC.
D: i have a pick up with tints ill leave doors unlocked and sit in the back seat ill be naked you just hop on in
can we just dicuss what will go down before i leave?
just dont want to drive two hours to be ditched
M: Absolutely nothing. You, in fact, shouldn't leave. I don't live anywhere near 2nd and Bank. It's a populated area in a rich neighbourhood, so there's a good chance the cops will find you.
Your request is better suited to tinder, where it might seem less creepy.
Good night and goodbye.
This has to be the most outrageous one I've ever gotten. And, clearly, I was feeling cheeky. I was in the process of typing the "don't come" message as he was asking about being stood up. I was going to reveal my deception. But that ten minutes hopefully made him rethink his strategy. Maybe I should have let him come park on my street and then surprised him. I wonder what his reaction would have been.
Sent December 1:
dylanoo92: Would u be open to me parking near your street. I'd be in my car naked and you simple "catch me" stroking. And u can chose what to do from there. I'm feeling super kinky tonight.
Me: Yeah, sure. I live on Second Ave near Bank. When will you be here?
D: 2 hours im leaving montreal now
M: Great. Safe trip.
D: what will you be wearing?
how can i reach you once im there
M: A pair of shorts so you can see the tattoo on my leg
Use OKC.
D: i have a pick up with tints ill leave doors unlocked and sit in the back seat ill be naked you just hop on in
can we just dicuss what will go down before i leave?
just dont want to drive two hours to be ditched
M: Absolutely nothing. You, in fact, shouldn't leave. I don't live anywhere near 2nd and Bank. It's a populated area in a rich neighbourhood, so there's a good chance the cops will find you.
Your request is better suited to tinder, where it might seem less creepy.
Good night and goodbye.
This has to be the most outrageous one I've ever gotten. And, clearly, I was feeling cheeky. I was in the process of typing the "don't come" message as he was asking about being stood up. I was going to reveal my deception. But that ten minutes hopefully made him rethink his strategy. Maybe I should have let him come park on my street and then surprised him. I wonder what his reaction would have been.