So I needed a break from Alexander Pope (who the fuck ever thought a poem with ~800 lines was cool??) and this popped up on my friends page. I call it fate.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
1. How are you feeling today?
Fever - Starsailor
Not quite, just a bit of a stuffy nose.
2. Will you get far in life?
Black God - My Dying Bride
...Okay, not quite sure what to make of this, to be honest. XD
3. How do your friends see you?
Sleeping Death - Forest of Shadows
Well aren't we cheerful today, eh?
4.Will you get married?
Hello - Blackfield
So does this mean yes? o_O
5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Faith Hope Love - Starsailor
...Hi, Sina.
6.What is the story of your life?
And I Walk With Them - My Dying Bride
With whom, pray tell? The demons Aaron sings about? Doesn't sound too cool.
7. What was high school like?
Abandoned, Pleased, Brainwashed, Exploited - Sonata Arctice
Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad.
8.How can you get ahead in life?
These Walls - Dream Theater
Mkay.
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Through Infectious Waters (A Sickness Elegy) - Draconian
My friends are clearly awesome.
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Jeremiah - Starsailor
Jeremiah who? No, really, I'd like to know. o_O
11.To describe your grandparents?
Black Voyage - My Dying Bride
Eh. Doing these things with half of your playlist consisting of doom metal can make your life look rather more miserable than necessary, mkay.
12. How is your life going?
Death, Come Near Me - Draconian
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Silence is Easy - Starsailor
...And then I get STARSAILOR for the FUNERAL question. Figures. XD
14. How does the world see you?
Breathing - Sonata Arctica
Well, accurate, if not too specific, I suppose.
15. Will you have a happy life?
The Answer Lies Within - Dream Theater
Okay.
16. What do your friends really think of you?
The Songless Bird - My Dying Bride
I hope this doesn't refer to my singing skills. *deathglare*
17. Do people secretly lust after you?
My Wine In Silence - My Dying Bride
...Does this mean nobody? I can live with that.
18. How can I make myself happy?
Never Enough - Dream Theater
Am I to interpret this like, always strive for more?
19. What should you do with your life?
All The Plans - Starsailor
Oh em gee, it almost makes sense!
20. Will you ever have children?
Two Winters Only - My Dying Bride
While I don't particularly want children, this doesn't sound too reassuring.
21.What song would you strip to?
Champagne Bath - Sonata Arctica
Uh. Okay.
22.If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
Detached - Forest of Shadows
Yes, I might want to detach myself from the situation (as in get the hell out).
23. What does your mom think of you?
The Cage - Sonata Arctica
Saywhatnow?
24.What is your deep dark secret?
Christliar - My Dying Bride
"Okay."
25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
The Crown of Sympathy - My Dying Bride
Uh. No?
26.What's your personality like?
The Empty Stare - Draconian
Genre strikes again; I'm not quite that deep in apathy, thank you very much!
27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Selfdestructive - Forest of Shadows
...I'm not even going to comment on this.
28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
The Drowning Age - Draconian
Doesn't sound too benevolent.
29. What are your aspirations?
The Scarlet Garden - My Dying Bride
Could be worse, I suppose...
30.What goes through your head when you wake up?
My Body, A Funeral - My Dying Bride
There have been mornings like this, but thankfully it's not very frequent.