007 // HEY LADIES~

[iliekswords]

Hah hah!

That's right, ladies!  One small bid will get you a night with yours truly~  ♥  And really, it's for a good cause.  Probably.  ACtually, I'm not sure, but whatever~

I've already put in my bids!  I encourage you to do the same~

Nephrite Jade

Comments

[its_me_hooray]

You're on. You won't beat me!

[bloody_pens]

We're two lucky sons-of-guns. I'm sure soon enough the ladies will be clamoring for us.

[brushismightier]

... ...

I shoulda known you're actually a man.