This is VERY long... Our TRIP!!!
(you can read about it in nouseinradio too)
So i guess it all started two Thursdays ago.... i got to Laura’s at about 12 pm and I was all ready and packed up and Bryant was all ready and packed up... but was laura...? no... but we had to
wait for jilliann too, who looked like a tourist with her spray bottle fan... that went psst pssst. And her 17 bags. so i suppose it was okay. To pass the time by Laura and I made up lies about e. mouser and then decided that we lie far too much and thought we should try not to lie for a day... laura failed that in about 10 mins. we finally ended up leaving lauras house at around 4 pm. after sister castle ran down the street because she thought that we left a suitcase... she is SO sweet. but if only our troubles had been as simple as leaving a suitcase behind. so... our trip WAS going great... we listened to two BSB cds.... where Laura, Bryant and I all sang along at the
top of our lungs... this was probably one of the only times that laura let me sing... in her car ... without yelling at me to shut up. it was fun tho.. it was a pretty long trip on our way to vegas.
i fell asleep once tho.. .to wake up to laura throwing my phone at my feet... she had texted someone and thought that i wouldnt find out... but bryant said yes you did! when she tried to deny it. Im not sure what jilliann was doing at this point... i know she gave us all candy and laughed a lot, as usual and we played truth which was really just me asking bryant questions for the three of us and him asking us the same quesition i asked. but we ARRRE BFF and so we learned more about eachother. soooo we stop at Barstow to eat at carls jr... here laura lost her earring... this isnt the only thing she lost... we found out two hours later when we reached vegas that
she left her expensive purse with money in it at carls jr... after some freaking out... we checked into the hotel... where i think a 2nd grader would have been more helpful then the receptionist. we eventually fell asleep after laura continually tried to grab at me while we slept... me and laura on one bed ... bryant in between the two beds on an air mattress and jilliann on the other bed. the
next day we backtracked... picked up the purse that was, amazingly still there (minus the $70 cash) and headed back. i got first shower, cause im the one that takes the longest... but we all learned later that jilliann takes the longest. we watched dr. phil and i was suprised at how much bryant was getting into the whole show... i thought guys hated those kinds of things.. but he liked
it apparently. vegas was 54575465654 degress outside and as soon as i got out of the van that took us to the strip... i was sweating... gross. there... we ate at carrows... cause were poor and cant eat at anywhere special in vegas… laura spilt her glass of water all over me and the gay married waiter hit on Bryant and there were little cards EVERYWHERE with naked woman on them and i tired to put one in bryants wallet... but he didnt like that. me and jilliann decided to pretend like we were old ladies going for a walk. it was fun. after that we saw a bunch of shows... the statues at casers palace... the volcano on the strip ... the water shows... (all of these free i might add) and laura hated me... just ME. Jilliann put in one nickel… laura put in a lot and Bryant put in like $3. he is the only one that was 21… but nobody came and said anything. we went back to the hotel... and watched letterman.. leno... and my favorite CONAN! and it was funny. i slept on my own bed... and it was kinda
lame cause laura was still mad at me... just ME!!!! the next day we went to eat at a mall eatery type place and laura rode a mechanical bull with her zipper down... which bryant pointed out (wink wink) and we decided to leave early cause we had nothing to do. on the way back to the hotel this lady and the van driver kept hecka yelling at eachother... the driver was saying “my tips” but all i heard was “my jeep... my jeep ... my jeep” it was funny tho. while waiting for the van... i told laura i would give her $5 to pretend like she fell down the stairs... but she wouldnt and bryant over heard this and said for $5 and i said no... and he did it anyways... it was really funny. then bryant and laura went outside and me and jilliann decided not to go outside till they came to find us... but it didnt work too well. soooo... we start on our way to Utah... jilliann decided to write “property of Bryant” on my arm... since we got “married” in vegas and then he divorced me for jilliann... although we never got divorced so it was all of us married... and so i wrote “property
of byrant” on her arm and we took 349858 pics... while laura was in the front seat with her phone sticking her head out the window like a dog taking pictures... (why she found this entertaining... i dont know) but then she took them of us too. bryant was in the front talking to kelvin on the phone and as soon as he got off, the car decided to stop. he reached the side of the freeway tho and we got out and liquid is flying out of the engine and we were screwed. laura freaks out and cant find her AAA card and i yelled WAIT STOP and i found it... it did us no good tho since she is not covered on it. a couple people stop and we get pulled by a crazy old couple who pull us going 30 mph on the freeway. we get to a gas station and the old man says we need water and points bryant in the direction to get it... but he was confused so the crazy old man grabs the jug and says “what the hell” and goes to get it... this does us no good and we get pulled 20 more miles to a diesel shop... although this is the 24th of july... which in utah is pioneer day and all the crazy old men have to go to the mud races. so we are stranded. and laura decides to yell out to the only person walking, an older man who reminds me of steve busemi. he comes over and starts telling us REALLY lame jokes and we cant help but crack up. after that... we eat at a small restaurant and me and laura were alone talking about how this is exactly the way a scary movie would go and we are freaking ourselves out, saying that the killer would be the steve busemi look-a-like. bryant and jilliann come eat with us... bryant is writing his coming home talk for the next day at church and jilliann is deciding what to eat. i decide to write mine, jillianns and lauras names on bryants arm in hearts. it was supposed to look like a clover... but YOU try to draw it in a tiny booth... mmm hmmmm. we eat and then sit outside. i want to be alone at this piont so i lay on the picnic table bench. another guy comes to try to help us with the car... but knows nothing...laura... jilliann and i were in the car while bryant was writing his talk and we have a tear fest about all of the crappy stuff that is going on at home and at that moment. then we end up sleeping in the car... me, bryant and jilliann in the back and laura in the front. none of us really slept and laura yelled at us for talking... but did anyone yell at her when she turned the car on and blasted the radio???? NOOOOOOO!!!!! sooooooooo we hung out at the gas station and danced in the parking lot then this matt character and his friend pick us up… all four of us sit in the back seat for the 2 ½ hour drive. We eat donuts and curd (that is the ugliest word EVER!) and we sleep and it is boring and blah. We get to bryants house 45 mins before his talk. I became speedy Gonzales in the shower so that we can all make it in time and I feel really weird cause his mom is letting me use her shower. We make it to church… with Kelvin driving us. We came to the conclusion that every kid in that state is born with blond hair and all the girls look exactly the same! Seriously. Umm… it was funny that we were actually at bryants “hello” cuz laura joked about being there and we actually were. Kelvin bought me a homer pin and gave jilliann a framed pic of chase, which was hilarious. O’connor tried to cut me with a knife and laura too… that was scary but O’Connor is hilarious. We went with Kelvin that night to get T, his g/f. she didn’t like Kelvin’s BFF bracelet. Well too bad I say. We ate donuts and went back to sleep. The next day we went to Roy and ate with Bryant while Laura got braces and then he left us in the parking lot… which was boring… I went for a little walk cuz I was bored. We go to Laura’s sisters… Jen and Laura and I slept at like 5 pm. Seriously… I was SO tired. The next day laura cant find her flip flop and she says whoever finds my flip flop gets a kiss! and i end up finding it so i tell her YOU HAVE TO PAY THE TOLL! she actually DID! ew. later that day i was sitting in between laura and jilliann in the back of the saturn and i want to get out and nobody moves so jilliann tells me "you have to pay the toll" and i do... ew. we try to talk Bryant into coming to get us by telling him we got him something, and we did…( we just didn’t get it until after we already told him that we got him something mauauahaha) he said maybe on Thursday… so on tues and wed. we go shopping and to the movies and ALL AROUND TOWN and then wed night… laura attacks jillianns ear with pliers and jilliann starts puking… and I say… okay theres a garbage with a plastic bag right here… just move your head an inch and she says “I cant” and i say common and she pukes on a towel on the bed… and the towel didn’t help much. But finally she’s done and I take it outside to throw away when laura comes out and says that jilliann lost her necklace in there, laura starts looking and starts gagging so I look in it and luckily jilliann comes out a sec later and says that she has it. It is crazy! I call Bryant, who says that he cant come to get us and we are sad… or I am.. jilliann was dieing and Laura just wanted to tell him about her new jacket. So Laura and Jilliann fall asleep... i try waking laura up cause i cannot sleep at all but she doesn’t do anything. i finally drift off and then i wake up to hearing laura gagging and she is jumping over me go puke... i am too lazy to get up though because i was tired and laura said she would kill me if i rubbed her back... what else are you supposed to do when someone’s throwing up. The next time i woke up was at 8:30 am... because bryant had to call that early!! er! i am not a morning person. He said that he was gonna come get us. i was glad... i think we all were. soooo.. laura and jilliann were both sicky mc-sicker-sons... and i didnt ever get sick.. mauahahaha! we drove back to bryants house... about an hour away and while jilliann and laura slept i watched movies ALLL day long... too many movies... we went to get food later at the store and ate outside with bryants dad... louis.. he is super funny... i was out there with him and bryant and louis said “theres no nagging at this table” and i said “oh i guess i better go then” and he said yeah. he was really funny tho.... it suprised me. Me and jilliann played some basket ball and tried to get o'connor to tell us what the word “boofer” meant.... cause boofer, boofer-mon and jewish bagel are apparently the “cool” words up in alpine utah. little o'connor wouldnt budge though. so we go in the house... have family prayer and then play on the computer and watch stupid clips from stupid things. us girls go down stairs and laura and i fight o'connor for his blanket... he is so funny... kelvin and bryant come down to tell "BFF Stories" and some of the things that kelvin say are way funny. bryant decided that it would be fun to tackle me, not just funny "haha wrestling...more like;im gonna kill you and choke youcause i was choking and there was nothing fun about it... and then he also hits me with a pillow right in the eye and i see a spot for 20 mins. we look at pics and then kelvin drags bryant to bed... cause they
have to talk before sleeping i guess... LAME! the next day we are awoken by bryant in his suit cause he went to the temple and we had to be up early cause he was having a LAN party... we watch more movie... help out the mom... cause later she is having a Luau.. and then go with kelvin to pick up a table... we are dorks and we think it would be funny if us three girls sat in the back seat while he drove... he didnt say anything about it and then when he went in to get the table we thought it would be funny to all sit in the front with him... again... he didnt say anything... except for "laura can you sit in the back" on our way to another guys house... laura decided to jump out of the car and then run to kelvins friends car and jump in... it was funny. so when we get back to the house we are all bored and starving so we decide to walk down to hogi yogi... we dont really know where it is... we ask a few boys on bikes and we finally make it there after laura almost dies from pains in her ovaries. but atleast the scenery is really nice there... its SUPER pretty... much different then stockton... i realized to day that someone waving to youthere is nice thing... here... if an old man waves to you (this acutally happened today) then it is creepy... cause why would an old man wave at a girl my age?? well anyways... we were all starving so we ate and then we bought stuff for the train ride home. byrant called my phone and said he was gonna come look for us... which worked out well cause we were ready to go and no one wanted to walk back... it was really dark out by now too. so we go outside and laura finds a broom and starts dancing with it.. i was eyeing the mini motorcycle that the boys had cause i wanted to steal it. Then laura throws me the broom and i start sweeping/dancing since there is nothing else to do. Bryant shows up then and we go back to his house... say bye to kelvin and then we are on our way to the train station in SLC. We still have about 2 hours so we go a few places. we went to the temple, it was closed... and laura and bryant start arguing over if the Temple is pretty or not... by the time we are done with all of that stuff... we start to head towards the train station... and AGAIN... laura and bryant were bickering about how to get there.... jilliann started talking a lot about how she was worried we would miss it and i just stayed quiet... cause this was only my 3rd or 4th time in SLC and what the heck would i know? thats right... nothing. SO.. we FINALLY find it and when do we get there? 10 minutes before midnight, when it is SUPPOSED to leave... which is good right? YES! if the freakin train was going to leave on time!... turns our that it was WAY off track and it wasnt going to leave until 5 am... what the heck?! so laura and bryant and jilliann are up talking to the lady and then i spot conan on the tv... so i figure that i cant help at all so i go sit and watch conan... mean while laura is talking about the hot gay guy. bryant calls his dad and his dad says that we should go back to the house... jilliann says yeah too and i say whatever and laura says no... she takes me and jilliann to the bathroom and to discuss this and she says how mean we would be if we made him take us all the way to his house and back then back to the train station. i say..yeah .. but 5 hours here! and jilliann doesnt want to stay either... so we come to no conclusion and we go back out to where bryant is sitting... laura keeps saying no... i get annoyed... he gets up and then i start leaving and jilliann too and then laura wont sit there alone... so we leave. and we go to wal mart where were sneaky and we get bryants poster that i forgot and i go put it on his car while they are shopping... we finally get back to his house where the freakin LAN party is STILL going... my goodness... and we decided not to sleep... but i do for 10 mins and laura wake me up... then we tlak and blah blah blah... i drift off again and laura and jilliann are on the computer and i hear them talking about me and i jump up to go defend myself... casue they were telling chase something crazy. finally laura calls at 4:30 and the train is actually leaving at 5 am... so we wake bryant up and we GO! and we make iT! and theres a crazy asain lady that yells at the train cause they were moving down one cart and everyone is telling her that but she thinks the train is leaving her... it was a hoot. we get on the train... switch seats a few time.. jilliann and i sat together.... fall asleep and wake up 5 hours later... my phone was dead and my mission on the train was to re charge it... laura helped out. there was this guy with massive ADD who wouldnt stop tlaking and told another lady that we must have been tired cuase we sleep alot. we ate food.... i got a "b/f" who offered me a quarter... and yeah... that was the train ride... 17 hours later we were in Sacramento... i sat alone.. while laura and jilliann found the streets. Mark and Heidi picked us up... we went to McDonalds... then went home... THAT IS OUR TRIP! holy cow... alot happend.