http://www.hotrodcondoms.com

apperentally this company came up with this "amazing revelation" that you can apply a condom in literally one second with this special applicator that they have devloped....

if you need an applicator to put on a condom, your probably not ready for the techinal mastery of having sex yet. plus if i was a girl i would see ( Read more... )

Hannah came in (high), asked me if i was drunk ( Read more... )

you know its time for bed when you hear a loud crashing noise at 440 am and find james grande giggleing in front of the 3A lounge with a bike mangled up on the floor behind him and allegedly a bunch of guys from 1B ran up and thought it be a great idea to drop it from 4A between the stairs down to the bottom, but it only made it to 3A and they ( Read more... )

I turned on the TV today and MTV2 was on showing Advance Warning and the song they were showing was "ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights (someone needs to tell MTV that its not really an advance warning if theyve been around for about 2 years now, have a pretty deceint following (myself, kelie, and my roomate included) and there on warped tour ( Read more... )

Funny.... 6 months no one knows squat about lj, in 12 hours aliens from outer cyber-space bring in the apoclaypse of butterfield... its sad really ( Read more... )

GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOE EVERYMAN....

Blue URI hat backwards,
URI tee-shirt,
Kacki Hollister Shorts,
Reef Sandals...

God i love the 70's!

So i saw on the news the other day that these cops shot and killed this guy because they thought he was holding a hand grenade....
He was eating a pear! How do you fuck that up?!

MMMM OH MAN!! THIS IS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!

it was so peaceful... so quiet... so nice and unselfcentered ( Read more... )

Green isnt just the color of money...