Whee!
Pushing the boundaries of deadlines everywhere!
#1 Ohio St. vs. Indiana
Perhaps one more time?
But no Hoosier luck this week--
Buckeyes have it down.
#2 Michigan vs. Iowa
Hawks are birds of prey,
but can't handle maize-clad bunch:
plants to remain safe.
#3 USC (Idle)
I hate this team. I
really hate this team. I hate
this team so damn much.
#4 West Virginia at UConn
Coming down to coast,
marauding maountain men win;
discover seafood.
#5 Texas at #17 Nebraska
Most cattle eat corn,
but Huskers will hand Texas
their lunch in big win.
#6 Louisville at Syracuse
The Orange are on rise,
but not high enough to win--
Cardinals rolling.
#7 Tennessee vs. Alabama
Down week for water:
Volunteers hold back the Tide
with good flood control.
#8 Auburn vs. Tulane
Green fares no better
than crimson bunch. They will fall
to the fierce felines.
#9 Florida (Idle)
Gators get week off
to think about what they did--
ready for cocktails.
#10 Notre Dame vs. UCLA
Irish prove too much
for the Bruins to cope with.
Notre Dame Pac-10 champs?
#11 Cal vs. Washington
Depleted Huskies
don't quite have the horses
to get past the Bears.
#12 Clemson vs. #13 Georgia Tech
Clemson is tainted
from being near to Temple.
Yellow Jackets win.
#14 LSU vs. Fresno St.
Where did Bulldogs go?
Will not get back on track here--
Tigers are too much.
#15 Arkansas vs. Ole Miss
Hogs put down Rebels,
give clinic on rushing game.
Hooray for the pork!
#16 Oregon at Washington St.
Cougars recover
from defensive debacle
and hunt down the Ducks.
#18 Boise St. at Idaho
Intrastate battle
goes to Broncos as they will
vandalize Vandals.
#19 Rutgers vs. Pitt
No white satin here--
Scarlet ones are end of Pitt,
led by rushing game.
#20 Oklahoma vs. Colorado
Buffaloes find selves;
Sooners have lost Adrian--
cries of "Shock the world!"
#21 Wisconsin at Purdue
Badgers follow band:
bodes bad for Boilermakers.
Mushroom, mushroom, snake.
#22 Boston College at Forida St.
'Nole kicker karma
comes to roost with new rival--
where is Beitia?
#23 Texas A&M at Oklahoma St.
Cowboys are cooler
than farmers; logically
they will get the win.
#24 Missouri at Kansas St.
Tiger will regroup,
tun back struggling Wildcats
to stay in the poll.
#25 Wake Forest (Idle)
Wake wiggles abck in,
may even get to stay in
despite lack of game.
Last week: 15-6
Overall: 86-32
Current haiku badness level: Unchartable.
#1 Ohio St. vs. Indiana
Perhaps one more time?
But no Hoosier luck this week--
Buckeyes have it down.
#2 Michigan vs. Iowa
Hawks are birds of prey,
but can't handle maize-clad bunch:
plants to remain safe.
#3 USC (Idle)
I hate this team. I
really hate this team. I hate
this team so damn much.
#4 West Virginia at UConn
Coming down to coast,
marauding maountain men win;
discover seafood.
#5 Texas at #17 Nebraska
Most cattle eat corn,
but Huskers will hand Texas
their lunch in big win.
#6 Louisville at Syracuse
The Orange are on rise,
but not high enough to win--
Cardinals rolling.
#7 Tennessee vs. Alabama
Down week for water:
Volunteers hold back the Tide
with good flood control.
#8 Auburn vs. Tulane
Green fares no better
than crimson bunch. They will fall
to the fierce felines.
#9 Florida (Idle)
Gators get week off
to think about what they did--
ready for cocktails.
#10 Notre Dame vs. UCLA
Irish prove too much
for the Bruins to cope with.
Notre Dame Pac-10 champs?
#11 Cal vs. Washington
Depleted Huskies
don't quite have the horses
to get past the Bears.
#12 Clemson vs. #13 Georgia Tech
Clemson is tainted
from being near to Temple.
Yellow Jackets win.
#14 LSU vs. Fresno St.
Where did Bulldogs go?
Will not get back on track here--
Tigers are too much.
#15 Arkansas vs. Ole Miss
Hogs put down Rebels,
give clinic on rushing game.
Hooray for the pork!
#16 Oregon at Washington St.
Cougars recover
from defensive debacle
and hunt down the Ducks.
#18 Boise St. at Idaho
Intrastate battle
goes to Broncos as they will
vandalize Vandals.
#19 Rutgers vs. Pitt
No white satin here--
Scarlet ones are end of Pitt,
led by rushing game.
#20 Oklahoma vs. Colorado
Buffaloes find selves;
Sooners have lost Adrian--
cries of "Shock the world!"
#21 Wisconsin at Purdue
Badgers follow band:
bodes bad for Boilermakers.
Mushroom, mushroom, snake.
#22 Boston College at Forida St.
'Nole kicker karma
comes to roost with new rival--
where is Beitia?
#23 Texas A&M at Oklahoma St.
Cowboys are cooler
than farmers; logically
they will get the win.
#24 Missouri at Kansas St.
Tiger will regroup,
tun back struggling Wildcats
to stay in the poll.
#25 Wake Forest (Idle)
Wake wiggles abck in,
may even get to stay in
despite lack of game.
Last week: 15-6
Overall: 86-32
Current haiku badness level: Unchartable.