So last week wasn't one of my better efforts. I'm going out on some limbs this week too, but ther aren't many good matchups. I still think there's a couple of upsets in the cards, though. I hate to be this chalk, but sometimes that's the way things go.
( What do you mean, we need lights too? )

Sorry about the delay, it's been busy week. But FSU is still before halftime, so I'm safe.

( Here goes )

Despite the travails, I have another installment ready. I think I'm going to write to the State Press about the foolishness though.

( You'd like that, wouldn't you... )

This is the actual text of an e-mail i just got. I don't have time for this crap. Seriously, what the hell. This has to be the harvee laptop. Man if that isn't some shit ( Read more... )

Well, the saints are 3-0, so it's time to once again bust out the hallowed yell of "Super Bowl" (i'm not even going to attempt to represent phonetically how that must be pronounced to be effective, in fact I don't think it's possible--but if you ever heard Buddy D you'd understand). So I suppose it is now time to shake the moths out of the old "Cha ( Read more... )

Ah, this week's haiku installment arrives! But first a brief interlude. On Monday I found the scorpion that stung Gabe. Where did I find it? In my shoe, of course. How did I find it? I stung me in the foot. Somewhat unpleasant. But I killed it, and we set it on fire as an example. Take that arthropoda.

( Without further ado... )

Say what you want about Ray Nagin (I personally think that he has flipped out), but at least the man is an optimist. I just read that he expects another 75,000 people to move back to the ancestral homeland by year's end, bringing the total to about 300,000. That's the kind of boosterism I like to see! It's the same kind of optimism that lets me ( Read more... )

Here's this week's installment of gloriously awful College football Haiku. It's going to be one heck of a weekend. I'm excited for this slate of games.
( Is haiku its own plural? )

Thanks to Kristin

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As promised, I've written some bad haiku about this week in college football. Here goes.

( I hereby view the following haiku at my own risk )