Well, as April (lovingly enshrined as confederate history month) wears on, the General Beauregard continues to be delusional. The brakes are squealing something fierce, so naturally I assumed pads need replacing. After pulling off the wheels (stupid mechanics and their air tools), Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the pads on the car were ( Read more... )

Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile ( Read more... )

Well, it's April. And everyone knows what that means. Yep, that's right! It's Confederate history month! Huzzah ( Read more... )

So last things first, flying back to Arizona didn't go quite so well. I was supposed to fly back through denver, but the flight from New Orleans to Denver was delayed by 2.5 hours so I would miss the connection. Thus was I diverted into airport hell. I wish it was as easy as besting the airport devil at a fiddling copntest, but it wasn't. So I got ( Read more... )

"But there's this one particular harbour ( Read more... )

I know no one cares, but the return of "the phone company" is at hand. As you may have already ignored, SBC (Southwestern Bell for those keeping score at home; can't tell the players without a scorecard) merged with AT&T recently to make a bigger AT&T. Well this AT&T is looking to buy BellSouth (South Central Bell on your scorecards) to make a ( Read more... )

You know what I hate? I hate trying to print something at the computing commons and getting stuck in the queue behind someone trying to print eleventy billion powerpoint slides. Either I'm moving at relativistic speeds or the printer's just really slow. I'm going to go with relativity because I'm feeling adventurous ( Read more... )

I put a new door on the car saturday. It now has two different colors of body panel on it--very ghetto. More importantly, I'm forced to contemplate what this means as a personal statement. But, in my traditional style I will ignore this great question of our time and share yet another silly story that involves me hurting myself. Incidentally, I ( Read more... )

I picked up my car from the transmission shop on Monday. Yay ( Read more... )

So many days, so little updating. Since my little run in with Bob Rue and his oriental rugs, not much has happened in the grand scheme of things. I got mono, but my tonsils have retreated to normal size, so I guess I'm better now. Thank God for powerful drugs. Although I swear if one more person asks me if I feel fatigued I just might rip out his ( Read more... )