For those of you who dont understand the title of this entry.....im sorry. But for those of you who do.....isnt that fuckin funny ( Read more... )

last night was so much fun! Tina and i, and 5 girls under the age of 9, all spent the night in this giant tent in the back yard. I had so much fun! And Tin and I only had 3 drinks before bed, but we were hysterical.....and the girls just thought we were being silly. And we told "ghost" storries, and told secrets ( Read more... )

Today I played stay at home mom all the way. I will replay my day for you all ( Read more... )

MASTERbator
Get your hands out of (or down) your pants!... You scored 52!

I'm not going to lie, you masturbate. Good for you! Don't be ashamed. Everyone is doing it! You don't do it too much, and yet you're ready and willing to explore. Fantabulous!


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So taylor hicks won American Idol season 5 (for all of you who forgot to watch or just didnt care). And I cried a little bit too. But that was mainly because I had to pee soooooooooo bad. So now Im eating lime tortilla chips, and updating. But I suppose you already knew about the updating part ( Read more... )

My period is over ( Read more... )

So i was a big girl and didnt take a nap today. Ive officially been up for 14 hours! And it is way past my bedtime. My random facts went over well I suppose. Maybe I should post these often. I had 3 beers tonight, and a yummy biccardi limone and diet coke with lime drink that hit the spot! Now I really need a cigareete, but its cold outside! The ( Read more... )

My feet hurt right now ( Read more... )

So we had a party last night, and I made the yummiest drinks EVER! Moose tracks icecream, butter shnapps and vanilla vodka. It was to die for! But alas, I am an old lady now after taking care of these kids and getting up at 7:45 every morning, and I was in bed before midnight ( Read more... )

So tonight i am going out with my friend Adrien that I havent seen in over a year! We are going to go bowling I think, and maybe out to dinner. I am so excited! I havent done anything fun with friends in so long. The last time was when I went to Nap, but I spent 800 and didnt get anything for it, so it wasnt really that fun. But now I am going to ( Read more... )