Ouroboros 9.1: An RR Legacy
Wew! My turn at the Ouroboros Round Robin Legacy, party time people, oh yesh it is! To see all the previous generations and those that played them, go have a gander at fightocrime. Ran by, who also was the starter of this whole fantabulous thing, bondchick_nett.
So, as I'm sure those of you in the know, know that this is to be completed in a two week time frame right? Well I hate to disappoint but that is highly unlikely going to happen, I shall do my best though to get these updates out there for you all as quickly as I can ;]
AND! There is a naming theme going on here in the Ouroboros RR; All I'm going to say is "The 27 Club", if you don't know what that is, I'm sure it will be figured out soon enough =P
Okay here we go! Plucked fresh from Lauries game (lauriethemuppet), we bring you the next generation of the Ouroboros clan, Mary-Lynette. [Stats recap: 10.3.1.10.7 - Popularity - Ons: Swim wear & Redheads - Off: Lycanthropy.] Belladonna Cove is where miss Mary has chosen to settle down and get the ball rolling on her path to procreating the next generation of her family tree. Let's see what sort of antics she gets up to shall we? Yesh let's!
A makeover befitting her new lifestyle, and more importantly, the rockstar-esque babies she shall be having (or so we hope lol). She looks pretty rad no? Well the back of her anyway haha, as she's greeted by the first person she's seen since leaving home. Her new landlord Shenene ...Oh man is that ever an awesome name, ha! Too funny, Shenene. I know you all agree =P
"Hmmm. So this is my new home is it? A brightly coloured trailer?"
Yep yep, it is ...you're not rich you know? And besides, remember you need furniture and well it does have two bedrooms ...Plus it's only paint, (Which is easily changed by the way). Seriously though, how much room do you really need? Yeah not that much, I thought so.
There you go, all signing your life away self up for independence. Haha, you're stuck there now, because it's highly unlikely that I shall be allowing any moving around in this here RR type thing we've got going on. Yup not likely. Enjoy it lady.
I see you've found a source of entertainment there with the tub... Haven't even began decorating, or doing anything really, and there you are "playing". Forgot about your welcoming party outside didn't you? Hmmm 'spose that's alright, don't want to pick your procreating partner right off the bat eh? Just don't be too picky okay, we don't exactly have all the time in the world you know.
Yeah yeah, not as much fun as playing around in your newly found tub, but it is necessary. Having some form of employment really is important, paying bills and such, the necessities of living and all that jazz.
Ha doesn't she just look pleased as punch though? Maybe not, maybe it's more a look of concern lol.
Well don't look all displeased or anything! Sheesh, it's not my fault your journalism job wasn't available, man give it some time would you... Like more than half a day, seriously.
Oh look! A person, cool. Being a "popularity" sim an all, tis a good thing to actually, you know, talk to other people...
Blah blah blah... yap yap. That stranger you're talking away there to isn't going to be adding anything productive to your lineage through the phone you do realize right? Things just don't work that way typically. Espesh this dude, he offered you discount furniture ...Seems rather sleazy. One may want to consider in person dealing I think.
Time waster...
"WHAAAT!"
Lol haha, yeah I know it's fun to toss around garden gnomes, who wouldn't think so really. But the fact remains, it never did help anyone in the having some babies department. Not that I know of anyway.
Wow, how sad a picture is that? All crying in the rain, in the dark ...all alone. Sad, just sad I tell ya! Listen bb, you're normally supposed to sing in the rain, am I not right? Yeah, cheer up! Things really can't be all that bad can they? Shit it's only been a day.
To try and lighten the mood here, we invite over sleazy furniture sales guy. Carl, to see what kind of happiness he can bring to poor little Mary.
Apparently stealing garden gnomes is what he has on his agenda.
You can bet your arses she is not happy about it.
And then admires him ...for his prowess? Lol who knows really.
*Steals back gnome*
Aww geez, that exciting things are shaping up to be? OR is everything really that overwhelming? Haha poor girl is really having a hard go of it.
A real hard go of it, so much so that she can't even make it to the facilities. Must answer the phone being higher on the priority list of things to do ha.
*Being too close to the wall makes for not so wonderful camera angles lol.*
Um, what exactly is going on here? You've known this dude for all of what? Five minutes? Bring him home from work (she got her journalism job by the way), and get down with doing the nasty?! Mental! Nice 'stache by the way there bud (he's married to boot!) ...those crazy Ottomas'.
Going for it, the standard ole matchmaker attempt.
"Sparkle, sparkle... glow, etc"
Just look at her, so very hopeful. Haha good luck me dear, one never knows what miss Mona the matchmaker will dump on your doorstep.
Figures... Not a great option, but really did we expect anything less? Yep, didn't think so.
Better? I don't know man...
Meh, let's head out to the Crypt O' Night Club and see what sort of Shenanigans we can get up to. Tis quite funny too as her previous "date" is the one who invited her, and well since she was pretty much ignoring mr. pompadour, we agreed.
Haha, what exactly are you two getting up to in there? Lol shenanigans!
Other than that, photobooth lovin', nothing eventful happened. Pretty much a whole lot of flirty flirting only. Off back home we go. *Do do do, lady needs a man, do do do*
Third times the charm? Looks like it, this guy, Phinnius Waterford (LL30) is pretty dang cute. Who cares if he doesn't have the oh so turn on of red hair. Right? Right. Hopefully this grows into something, we be needing some babies around these parts yesh.
Well okay then! Way to make your intentions known buddy, just jump right in there and pounce on the girl! Haha don't let me stop you, keep right on going...
All that making out must have been pretty hardcore lol, exhausting I think haha. Poor dear, knocked her right out!
There we go, a better look at him in the daylight. As well as progress in the ole lovey dovey department. He's too freakin' cute really, they both are. Interesting though the whole nookie while fully dressed... Wonder how that is supposed to work.
Cheese platter anyone? Lol I'd like to know what those blue/purple balls are supposed to be? Does this lovely tray of cheesy snacks look tasty or no? I would have to go with no, it does not. Looks slightly off actually, strange food indeed.
Oooh lookie! Phinnius brought a friend with him this time, Henry. He has red hair ...hmmm I wonder if she'll ditch Phin for this guy. Would be interesting yesh? Ahuh I think so, although it doesn't really make a difference to me.
Hmmm looks like they're having quite a lot of fun together so far, I mean just look at those smiling faces.
And we have lift off! Has her choice been made> Or is she just a slut? Haha! *Thinks* Just in case it's really the latter, we'll make the choice for her. Henry shall be her chosen baby daddy, oh yesh he will be. Indeed.
All together now... AWWW! Lol they make a pretty cute couple don'tcha think? Yep I think.
Finally he moves in (It took a long time - He kept on rejecting her invitations, the bugger), bringing $19,000, wah-hoo!
Henry Tudor (LL30)
6.3.6.4.6 - Family - Ons: Full Face Makeup & Custom Hair - Off: Plantsimism.
And he has a job, Science Teacher, cool beans!
Oh look, he's one of those types, the "Woo! Wicked I'm home ...Everybody look at meeee!". Maybe if he's lucky, later on down the line, someone will care. Like possibly whatever spawn he and Mary produce. Cross your fingers people! LOL.
Anyway, so yay you're home, now get a move on and go procreate!
Um, not exactly what I meant... :/
There we go, that's more what I was getting at. Now hopefully you guys are going to have a go at making a baby and are not just fooling around. I highly suspect the latter.
Yep, just fooling around. No jingle jingle...
Well would you look at that, I mean I've heard of couples doing just about everything together (Which can be quite lame I must add), but to write in their diaries together... Never seen or heard of that before. Interesting.
I highly doubt that lady landlord Shenene.
Ah ha! After a few tries we have impregnation success. Baby number one of generation nine is on it's way. Wew!
And after what felt like only mere minutes, literally, we have "Holy crap! Is that a baby in there?!". Also, apparently one gets a new hair do upon baby belly explosion. If only it were really that easy, to get your hair done with just a pirouette, not necessarily when getting pregnant, just in general. That would be pretty cool I think. Imagine... "I need a trim *spins around* Poof it's done! Awesome possum lol.
Haha now there's a wonderful site to see. A pregnant lady, in her undies, in the tub playing pirate fisherman. (Or whatever you want to call this here "game"). Fun stuff lol.
Just in case you may have forgotten Mary lives in a trailer park (I don't think it's all that forgettable though), here is what her neighbours like to get up to on a regular basis. Well blondie here anyway, she likes to beat people up. Including the landlord. Imagine that huh, trailer trash in a trailer park. Ha!
NO.ONE.IS.SAFE! Lol.
"Holy crap! There really is a baby in there!!"
Yesh yesh, there is deary do. If you think that is shocking, just you wait until it actually comes time for it's arrival!
Looks like Henry found what he likes to do most, tinkering. Well that's a good hobby to have, fix things yourself instead of trying to get your landlord over to do it ...as you know that doesn't work out all that well. Tis why you're fixing it anyway.
Marys hobby is cuisine by the way... The cheese platter up ^^ there was her loverly creation.
Here comes generation nine!
It's a girl! Joplin. She has Marys hair and skin, Henrys eyes. And standard EAxis baby face lol. Still cute as all babies are though.
Welcome to parenthood dude! Haha. That green stink emanating little bundle of poop is all yours, enjoy!
Holy crap lady, you've been reading that for over an hour. How long does it take to get through the food and dining section? Seriously! Get up and do something else would ya! Watching you do that is like watching paint dry :/
2 1/2 hours later...
There's some action! Not exactly entertaining anymore though, as it's a near constant occurrence out in the yard these days. Old news at this point in time, but better than watching newspaper reading I suppose.
Haha mums turn to deal with a spazzed out Joplin. Lucky for her though she's more than likely just tired. No green cloud of stink and a full belly. As she was just fed and changed moments earlier, before daddy Henry passed miss cranky pants off lol.
No need to worry though Mary, pop her into the crib and all will be fine... for a bit anyway.
OR you could pass her back; whatever works I suppose.
Would ya look at that, it's a confetti filled birthday for wee little Joplin!
She's pretty cute I think. Slightly large cheekbones on her, but more than likely she'll grow into those. I suspect so anyway. Love her nose on the other hand, cute as a button ...literally.
Going to make some more children are we? I hope so, cause you know one really doesn't make for much choice in who carries on the torch, we can't be making things that easy (or difficult) now can we? Nup we can't.
And while her parents are getting it on, possibly creating a sibling for her, little Joplin is making a new friend, with patches the bear. Yep she's quite adept at entertaining herself, good thing really.
The fridge is RIGHT THERE! Seriously complaining isn't going to help you any when the source of your solution is only a foot away from you. Clue in would ya! We can't be having any deaths just yet, gotta make some more babies first! Capiche? Yeah you get it I'm sure. So eat something for crying out loud.
I believe this would be a sign that baby numero deux has been created! Wew frick yeah. Bring on the screaming! Haha.
See screaming exhibit A, lol let's have some more this shall we? Some good ole fashion tortured children, tortured by the cloud of green stench that no one, including themselves, wants to be around. Ha, mean isn't it? Makes for an interesting read though I think. Better than boring ole "look child is ignored" crap.
The best part? She's not even really ignored, well not for very long periods of time anyway. Boring isn't it? Probably was more entertaining thinking the poor tot was all neglected and such. Ah well just call me the bubble burster! =P
Classic bored to tears whilst potty training your child stance. It really does take a while for the wee little ones to finish up, don't blame her really. How can you, I'd be pretty dang bored too if my kid took over a half hour to pee lol.
Cleaning the loo, (after barfing in it a million times), on the other hand is a great source of excitement. She just loves it!
Well have at'er girlfriend, knock yourself out.
Green cloud stench filled, hair do changing, fantastico baby belly explosion shot number one for spawn on the way numero deux. Say that three times fast haha!
And just for shits and giggles, here's how well the pregnancy is going. Quite fantastic don't you think? Oh yesh indeed, just superb!
The previous one was much the same, in case you all were wondering. No worries though, a nice bubble bath and some food will fix most of that red right up.
To cure the red bar of no fun, we of course have the traditional play with the tub action. Which is even more a great source of entertainment for miss Mary than scrubbing dirty toilets lol.
Pink dust filled baby belly burst entering the last trimester of Mary Lynettes second pregnancy for generation nine. Everybody jump around with enormous amounts of glee! I know you want to, just look at her excitement, it has to be contagious, haha!
Finding anything interesting in there Joplin? Looks as though there might be a goldmine of festering gross things lurking amongst the green bowels of that turlet for you to muck about with. Could it be someone is after the science that is in there? She looks rather concentrative about it. Yum :/
Blondzilla™ the trailer park bully has fallen! Frozen in the snow, maybe that will cool off her never ending hot headed self! HA! Wonder if anyone will come save her from death?
Bah, how boring. She just got up all by herself, no one whipped out a blow dryer, no death, noting. Just got up.
Inside, mums not fairing all that much better. Seems as though that faulty bladder ailment has struck once again.
And it's time for a tiny tot birthday. Lil miss Joplin is growing up!
Do you all think she's going to turn out a cutie pie? I do ...Let's see!
Yep she turned out just fine. Love her nose even more now. Woo can't wait until she's a teen, frick yeah! She's going to be flippin' gorgeous, I'm sure of it.
Patches the bear though, is still her bestest friend. More than likely he will be for a while yet too, even when she starts going to school and meeting some classmates to befriend. Cause you know children never forget their first bear friend! LOL.
Awww baby belly talking. This will never cease to be absolutely adorable, ever.
Oh now that's smart :/ As much fun as it may look and be, one really should dress the part for such activities. Forget the part that falling backwards onto the ground probably isn't such a good idea when nine months pregnant. Yep not the brightest thought process for fun.
And it's time for babys arrival. Wonder if it will come out a popicle? Lol not likely, but that would be pretty amusing to say the least.
Blondzilla™ decided to run on in and watch the goings on, guess she was a little more than shocked when she realized what was up haha.
It's a boy! Hendrix. Again with mums hair and skin, and dads eyes. Although he's got bushy brows instead of tweezed ones, like his sister. That is the only difference between the two of them at the moment.
What's the matter bb? Not enough fun for ya? Sorry but you really are going to have to entertain yourself aren't you? Yep I think so, go read a book or play with the baby ...or something.
Or that. Whatever works for ya.
Why so angry? Is it the green stench emanating all around you? Is it causing some sort of chemical malfunction in your poor wee little brain? Hmmm, even so, there's no need really to take it out on your only friend. Sheesh think of the bear and his stuffing!
Oh you think he likes it do you? Well then carry on ...masochists! LOL.
Oooh lookie! It's time for Hendrix to become a toddler!
He turned out pretty darn cute if I must say, and I do! Just look at those big gorgeous eyes... too bad there's a slight lacking in the ole chin department. Ah well cutie patootie anyhow.
And here is where we shall leave you. Until next time ;]
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