Ouroboros 9.2: An RR Legacy
Welcome to the next instalment of Mary Lynette Ouroboros! Previously, she moved to Belladonna Cove, slept around with pretty much every guy she met. Then managed to settle for one, Henry (pictured above) and spawn a couple kids, Joplin and Hendrix.
Oh and of course there was Blondzilla™ the trailer park bully/pest, we mention her because well ...she's growing on us and she's pretty cool for a spazz. HA!
On with the show;
There's that neat sim trait making it's appearance. I still think it's utterly cute, or even adorable, a girl after my own heart haha. The neatness people, not eating in that manner lol.
Oh look another fighting match with Blondzilla™. What else is new lol, except for everyone running out to watch ha.
The Parents: "Worry, worry, oh no they're fighting!"
Neighbour girl & Their Precious Daughter: "Wee this is awesome, WOOT WOOT!"
Which quickly changes when her need to be clean kicks in and...
"Ewww gad! Don't get any one me, GEEZ!"
Germs are not her thing I guess lol. Mine neither bb, mine neither.
"Mommy! Why are you sleeping? I should be sleeping! Why am I left here on the floor to cry while you sleep? Why mommy WHY!?"
Hmmm, maybe she's neglectful? Or maybe her sleep deprivation is more important than yours? I don't know sweetness. Maybe she's just tired? Don't worry you'll be big enough to put yourself to bed, among other things, soon enough okay? Okay.
Well! That would explain the sleeping-ness. Miss Mary is expecting once again. Hmmm sneaky sneak pregnancy, no barf a million times warning. Good on ya lady, good on ya! I was hoping more childrens were on the menu. Wew.
Oh and yesh what a prefect time to get down with the sickness, literally. Good spot too, coughing up an lung all over your kids bedroom, groovy.
Ha! I'd be pretty ticked about all those germs all over my crap too mang. Oh indeedery do I would be too. Lol like them rhymes eh? ...Love, love, LOVE the little germaphobe neat freak, she's awesome.
Aww Patches has lost an eye, how sad. It looks as though his stuffing may be coming out of his face as well, from all the beatings he's taken I'm sure. Poor, poor dirty ole bear. At least someone gives him some love.
Sweet picture is sweet (minus the unfinished homework and garbage in the background of course).
Ha! There's a right hot stinky mess of a pregnant woman for ya. Picture of extreme beauty I must say lol. So close to a bed, yet so far away. The hilarity of it all just cracks me up.
Wee, sparkley close up birthday for Hendrix! Just take a gander at those big beautiful eyes, man alive is he ever the cutie!
Oh frick yeah! He is definitely wicked cute! He has gotten his fathers nose too...
See? I think his profile his quite awesome. What do you all think? Agree? Yesh ;]
He grew up badly by the way.
*Hendrix rage rages*
Think he's also quite pissed about the state the house trailer is in. Nice happy birthday really, going around picking up, albeit they were his, used fermenting bottles and dirty diapers. Yep, fun times indeed ...you missed one though haha!
"Um what is going on here?!"
Erm, you're entering the last trimester? You have gone through this twice before already :/
Nuts I tell you, she must have lost a few marbles with this one...
Oh how awesome is that, a house chalk full o' sick people. Flippin' groovy, such a great environment to bring a newborn into :/
Henry does not love all the sickness floating about any more than I do. Yep , yep I agree dude, not cool at all. Although I don't feel the need to love a sack of flour over it ha.
This, THIS! would be why everyone is sick and going crazy. BUGS! And lots of them, the trailer park is infested. Miss Shenene the landlord has pretty much ceased and desisted of cleaning anything up altogether.
Classy place they live in eh? Lol.
It just keeps getting better ...Stomped himself into passing out, great.
Wicked, another sparkle filled birthday. This time for the loverly germaphobe, Joplin to become a teenager. Oh yesh we have been waiting in anticipation of this moment, girlfriend should be absolutely gorgeous!
Yep yep. She is definitely a pretty, pretty girl. Though I think she needs just a wee bit of a makeover, a tad too plain jane I think. Plus we haven't even checked yet to see if she has the keebler ears or not. I know, I know ...for shame! Lol.
Here we go! Time to welcome some more Ouroboros spawnage!
Oh well, isn't that just all kinds of fantastic :/
Funny though, because I was having a discussion with the ole hubbster about how I wanted to use more of the names I had chosen for the naming theme, thus needing more babies etc. And said well one sure fire way would be if she had twins, then I'd get to use more right? Well flip sakes, I load up zee game, a little woohoo and bango! Freakin' twins!
It was kinda a joke...
Anywho;
It's two boys! Wow holy testosterone going on here, geez!
Pictured here first, second born, Cobain. Who actually got his fathers skintone, and eyes. And of course the ever dominant, mothers black hair colour.
And here we have wee little Morrison, just like his older siblings, he has his mothers dark hair and green skin ...and his fathers eyes.
Wew! Bring on the insanity!
Dearest Henry, why are you standing out on the stoop with wee little Morrison might I ask?
Ah I see, it's an escape, a protection of sorts even, from all the rage rage raging that's going on inside. Good idea, I suppose...
They all are sick with the flu still. Loverly :/
Maybe, oh just maybe it's because of this... Yep is most definitely is. Such a fantastic living environment huh? Makes one want to bust out all sorts of food for a party and whatnot doesn't it? HA!
Oh yesh! Joplins makeover. Lol, I almost forgot! So now she looks even more purdyful whilst rage stomping those pesky roaches that are all over the house trailer, because of someones genius idea of dumping garbage on the kitchen floor.
The jumper stays by the way, because I like it lol.
Haha we have our first complaint from landlady Shenene! Apparently the smell emanating from their humble abode is a problem. Too funny!
It's maid Amber to the rescue! Just in time too! She'll get this joint cleaned up in no time. Then maybe these people will chillax some. Bunch of spazzy mcspazzalots!
She looks rather pleased as punch to be here though doesn't she? The weirdo lol.
Well now there is some magical talents. Cheering your little brothers showing off when, presumably, you can't exactly see what you're cheering ...You know what with a wall in between the two of you, blocking the view. Right? Ah well, at least she's paying attention?
What the? Why so angry with your pops dood? Man, so much rage in this family. Really I see no need for such hostility, sheesh.
"Oops..."
Bathroom was occupied was it? Course you could have waited a mere moment instead of running outside to push a neighbour on the swings, but hey, whatever floats your boat I guess.
Woot! It's that time again for birthdays! Watch as the twins become toddlers!
First up is wee little Cobain!
He's a cute little monkey, yesh? Again with the over sized cheekbones, but still cute. AND I spy some oh so loverly keebler ears there as well, cool beans. Not green and he managed to get them!
And second in the queue, little Morrison...
Can't really see his face all too well with that hair, but from what you can see, he's pretty freakin' cute too!
You guys are going to have a wicked hard time picking an heir, I'm sure of it, haha!
Whatcha worry worrying about there Henry?
Ah I see, one of your wee tots is passed out sitting up on the floor. Guess you'd best be waking him up and putting his little tired butt into a proper bed then eh? Relieve some of that pesky worrying.
Hmmm, I think you should be more worried about your own hygiene over your little brothers choice in sleeping area. A parent will get to him soon enough I'm sure. Those beautimous zits on the other hand, only you can take care of those lol.
This can't end well... Henrys battle between sleeping and eating. He goes to bed only for a few seconds before getting up only to realize he's starving. Then once again gets back into bed, the cycle goes on and on my friends, to the seemingly never end.
Will he die? Will he be saved if the master of dead souls turns up? Or will he actually eat something? My bets are on a visit from dear ole Grimmie.
But not before this! It's the repo man! Crap on a gnarly stick. There's something wrong with the mailbox ...for some reason. They can "pay all bills" repeatedly and well I guess it makes no impact on the actual debt. Bollocks!
Yeah sure go for the kids beds, yup totally awesome choice there evil doer :/
Well okay, that was just the bedding on the top bunk. But what are you zapping now? The carpet? Man you suck!
No not the carpet. Actually I don't know what he took this time, I looked all over and couldn't tell what it could have been ...weird.
Yes bb now is a good time to rage rage all over the place. I would too if my bill payments just fluttered away and then some angry basterd came and zapped my shit, especially with that lame rainbow gun. Sure spells tough guy doesn't it? Ha! Rage all you like.
Back to Henrys immanent death... Yep as I thought, he lost the bed/food battle. Now lets see if anyone can save his life, yesh? Not that he truly deserves it, as he was apparently too dumb to grab a snack or something ...but anywho lets see.
Joplin is the chosen one, pleading her little heart out for her daddy. While mum just stands idly by in that oh so wonderful lazy person stance. Shit Mary, you could be a tad more ...I don't know, caring? Yeah, caring.
Anyway, here's hoping for you Joplin *Fingers Crossed*
Woot! Successful life saving! Awesomesauce bb ;]
(Mum cried after, while Joplin was choosing a bony hand. A bit delayed, but at least she did care after all.)
Oh, and Hendrix got a friend, of the Womrat variety. This is Lulu Bell, she's cute, little and black. Now as long as boy wonder here remembers to feed her and such, he'll get to keep his friend for who knows how long.
But that's love right there, so I think we have nothing to worry about?
"Ick! Don't try to hug me lady!"
Haha Blondzilla™ strikes again, this time instead of bullying her neighbours, she's preying on minors. Good on ya lady, way to be a total creeper lol.
Poor little Cobain, left to rot in his crib. Sorry buddy, everyone is too busy freaking out all over the place ...You know starving, dying, raging etc. etc. Hopefully? Someone will get to you soon.
I told you all it would be insanity when the twins arrived. Haha somebody was bound to be neglected, if not all of them lol. Free will tis fun no?
Awww one eyed Patches the bear has found a new friend in Morrison. Sad little bear has been ignored for a while, what with his bestie being a teenager with no time for him anymore. Least he's managed to find some love still.
Hmmm, I smell favouritism. Is it because he's green? Is there some sort of discrimination going on here? If so, how rude I say! Poor Cobain is left out all the time. Although this display is too cute not to watch...
Oh lookie who's back for lovin', it's flour sack baby! Ha the insanity continues.
Woohoo more birthdays, for the twins again. Groovy.
First up, Cobain (again), the poor neglected soul. And would you just look at that crowd, wow people actually gathered around to watch the sparkley explosion that is his growing. Well some of them are paying attention *Ahem Sasha* Love how Hendrix is not so impressed with her implied boredom haha.
Cutie! He also got his fathers nose, just like Hendrix. Oh yesh he is cute indeed. And of course I really don't expect anything less for Morrison either...
Who is up next, obviously. *Sparkle sparkle*
Yep. Totally a cutie patootie!
Lol at Sasha being distracted (again) by Marys stinky-ness, everyone actually is doing that "pee-eww" thing towards her. Morrison doesn't care though, just look at his excitement. Happy lil booger he is.
And we'll leave you with Morrisons new hair cut, finally we get that hair out of his face, well sort of (and the proper colour). He looks much better I think, never mind the dirty ass tub he's playing in lol.
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