Mono + Birthday + Coughing up blood = that reminds me of vendetta red. MAKING FIENDS!!!!

[ilikeviolence]

It's my birthday, bitches. Pretend to care. NOW!

Comments

[idontlikethis]

Trudy says: "happy birthday!!!!!!"

[sharpiefire]

happy birthday, you're old
happy birthday, i'm ...cold (brrrr)
happy birthday, you're swell
happy birthday, um i forgot what i was going to say (goddamn motherfucking bastards of hell!)
happy birthday, have a good time
happy birthday, i can't think of another rhyme
oh! oh!-- happy birthday, i feel like a mime?!
um... happy birthday, i think you're 14 so i'm going to write 14 line things
happy birthday, you're name is cathy
happy birthday, you should be the king of the hippies and eat all the president's jellybeans
happy birthday, this is the day that you popped out of your mommy's you-know-what
happy birthday, i think this is line 12
oh wait that was line thirteen

wow that was 14 lines, woohoo!
(except... with my such luck... you're probably turning like 15 or something) or like.. 44... or 13. that's it. the ONLY choices are 14, 44, or 13. HA you're like, soooooooooooooo 44.673 years old! like a dutch pineapple karate-fluent jedi master!

[ilikeviolence]

um..thank you!

i think i deserve the presidents jelly beans. as long as there's no sexual connotation there..

[sharpiefire]

ew ew bad pictures

and no, i didn't even think about that... hahaha wow that does sound pretty nasty haha

[idontlikethis]

haha, that was awesome.