MY UTERUS IS SERIOUSLY KILLING ME
or at least it's hurting really badly
AND TIM'S UTERUS WON'T FIT IN MY LUNGS
so random, so random

was that font big enough, miss low-bate-oh?
haha..he messed up your nameeee
and you got flung into a wall
giggle giggle giggle

FUCKING UTUERUS

ahahaha i love my sister and her friends. they make my days special.
"the night just isn't as fun unless there's some nakedness"
"kristi, you're a creep"
"sweet! i love that title"
"kristi, you know that puts you into a category with michael jackson and r. kelly, right?"
"SA-WEET! i LOVE michael jackson!"
"you guys look like the brown brady bunch"
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARA AND MEGHAN! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME AS PIE! I LOVE YOU!!

16 AND 14!

You rock my world, people. Seriously.

and so, she set forth on an 8-minute max quest to find her...
VIRGINITY! just kidding.
PORTABLE TOILET! just kidding again. such a jokester, that one is. i swear i had no caffiene.

CD PLAYER!!! YAAAAAAY *confetti and party hats and little thingys that you go whooo and they pop out and make a noise!*

so..it's around 6:30. in the morning. on a monday. and i'm sitting at a computer. why, you may ask, is she up so early that she's on a computer at 6:30 already ready to go to school? why oh why? because she woke up early to print out a document, and IT DIDN'T FUCKING SNOW. not that i honestly thought it would. but it would have been nice.
so she got ( Read more... )

i got my own digital camera the moment kristy got a digital camera. granted, it's broken, but it's still a fucking camera. and that's pretty cool.

except when you take a picture of something that you see in the viewfinder and then something below the image in the viewfinder shows up as the photo. the lense gets fucked up. but then if you wait a ( Read more... )

fuck sleep, i'm bored as hell..

SHIMMY SHIMMY QUARTER TURN

i miss shei and meg

and all those folks

let's be french

BORED bleh...nothing to do at 1 45 in the fucking morning on a fucking thursday nightttt

kristy should come home

but she'd probably be asleep anyway

boring boring boring

okay..now that i've solitaired againnnn let's see if i can sleep

past couple days have been good..yesterday was nice. friday was nice. i think thursday was nice.
i alki-ed yesterday. that was really nice. made me miss new jersey. and that one beach. i want to go to new jerseyyyyyyy. i'm always reminded of what a nice neighborhood it was. anyway, we alki-ed with penelope, and that was  über cool, and then we had ( Read more... )

so..it's aboot 9:30. and she hasn't called yet, so..i suppose she's at breakfast or coffee. i hope she's alright. i'm glad she went.
and..susan's wet laundry is in the washing machine. and kristy's dry laundry is in the dryer. and..i can't dry susan's laundry because i don't know what she dries and what she hangs and whatnot. and there's no where to ( Read more... )