don't make it look so pretty burning

[ilkanta]

hey, guys, three things:

a) this is GAMER GIRL. it's a book about a gamer girl. it's badness is of a bit of a legend on /v/ and well i stumbled across it on my library the other day and now i have it. i'm going to READ IT, scan in some pages, and take you guys through it. like an LP of a game. except not. an LR of a book? a hideous book. it's like

Comments

[secretyana]

Her manga is totally important to her!

[ilkanta]

TOTALLY.

[vanillasalt]

I'm offended.

[vanillasalt]

And I think you should come to NY.

[vanillasalt]

Put it on your list. Do it.

[ilkanta]

REALISM ANGIE, REALISM i'll visit you one day fo sho though

[vanillasalt]

YOU SAID THERE COULD BE STUPID AND CRAZY SHIT, HOW ARE THOSE REALISTIC AND NOT THIS?!

[ilkanta]

BECAUSE STUPID AND CRAZY DOES NOT MEAN ME PULLING MONEY OUTTA MY ASS, GURL

[zealmightyspork]

oh. my god.

I MUST READ THIS NOW.

[SirLeo] Well done, m'lady. I see that the wolves are no longer a trouble to thee.
[Allora] Why, yes, I have been busy learning some powerful new spells to combat the evil wolves that once caused me so much pain.
[SirLeo] I am impressed. Perhaps you would care to join me on a further adventure? There is a small dragon in yonder cave that has been hoarding much treasure. We could slay it and then split the reward.
[Allora] That sounds like a most excellent plan.

What was ACTUALLY said:

[SirLeo] LMFAO PWNED
[Allora] XDDDDD ikr
[SirLeo] asl????
[Allora] 16/F/NY
[SirLeo] omg
[SirLeo] u hot???
[Allora] ya
[SirLeo] lts cyber XD

[ilkanta]

i'll spare youa ctually reading the book and do scans and shit. i'm about 1/5th through it after like just under an hour.