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ill_have_diesel

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Nov 20, 2008 22:42

aunt helen will be in town tomorrow. i will see her thanksgiving, unless i can come up with a reason not to go to the gathering. just like every year, i have a week to drop 20 pounds. maybe 15 ( Read more... )

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anonymous November 21 2008, 04:37:35 UTC

did you have a brittish accent when you read this as you were typing it?

i hate that your mom had to go through this shit. i love that woman so.

branden is torturing you with his kiss withholding weaponry and off white coal.

ill_have_diesel November 21 2008, 04:41:41 UTC

i wish you would hurry up and ask my mom to marry you.

_the_joshua November 21 2008, 05:26:04 UTC

i would ask your mom, but i'm not 30 yet. that's the rules. that's why i'm purposely ruining every single one of your relationships. so i can get you to hold out till then. only a year and some months and we'll be hitched. then a year and some months plus nine months we will have our first air breathin', blood pumpin', puddle jumper. i mean, this kid is going to be able to paint way better than that mona lisa chick.

ill_have_diesel November 21 2008, 22:42:53 UTC

i'm a lesbian(?)