Comments | illama: "the classy girl from Flushing: the nanny named Fran"

illama

"the classy girl from Flushing: the nanny named Fran"

Mar 20, 2007 23:02

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE-UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me ( Read more... )

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windexneenja March 21 2007, 04:08:02 UTC

We had hot, lesbian sex on a beach in Rio, beneath the stars. We were enjoying our post-lezzy cigarettes when we were attacked and eaten by rock lobsters.

All they found of us were a couple of toes, a bit of spleen, and a lightly snipped pair of Jimmy Choos. They were cremated, and committed to the air, just upwind of the JESUSZILLA statue downtown during Hurricane Kenneth 2.0.

illama March 21 2007, 04:20:36 UTC

Rio IS lovely this time a year. We should try it again some time. XDD

queenof1000days March 21 2007, 04:21:08 UTC

We both decided to run off to Canberra, Australia where we were engaged in a drinking game by a couple of footballers there and we ended up winning the game and stealing their shorts.

illama March 21 2007, 04:25:23 UTC

You know, I still have those shorts.

queenof1000days March 21 2007, 04:32:22 UTC

So do I. We should do that again and build up a Aussie footballer shorts collection.

illama March 21 2007, 13:32:04 UTC

Definitely. I need to start collecting something again. Why not stolen Aussie footballer shorts?

happy_ebola March 21 2007, 04:51:38 UTC

Remember that time we dressed up as Pandas and viciously mauled Jeffery the zoo keeper to death? Everyone was all like “What the hell! I didn’t even know we had Pandas at this zoo” and we were all like “Surprise! You don’t! It’s just us” and they were all like “Hahahahaha. We miss Jeffery already”

illama March 21 2007, 13:30:41 UTC

I do! We definitely taught them all a lesson about pandas or fake!pandas that day.

amphetamine_47 March 21 2007, 13:48:24 UTC

After the stage debut of our musical, Dichotomy (about Disney-obsessed drag queens, of course--a Tony award winner!), we vacationed in Rome where we picked up the entire Italian World Cup Football time for hot sexin' good times in our suite.

amphetamine_47 March 21 2007, 18:34:10 UTC

Italian World Cup Football TEAM, not time. Unless that was the day we found the time machine...

illama March 21 2007, 22:10:48 UTC

Hee. Because that's a WHOLE different story.

illama March 21 2007, 22:09:48 UTC

It was a very successful musical. Revolutionary.

And Italy's great this time of year. As is the Italian World Cup football team.

kakcourse2005 March 21 2007, 14:18:27 UTC

my last year of high school. We were bestest friends ever and we interupted the football game you threw me a pass and i went for the touchdown, we won the game and made it to state were we won there too! Coach D was so proud of us he got us into our dream colleges and now we make millions of dollars cuz we are both on NFL teams. How would King have ever made it through a season without us?

illama March 21 2007, 22:11:57 UTC

I never did understand why they got mad when we carved "Tori & Kasie win at LIFE!" on the front of the state championship trophy.