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[illbeaknight]

so i finally figured my basket out, which was a little obvious after morag said that she'd noticed how quiet things got when she was watching me, it was pretty clear that someone thought i ought to see her...more often

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[macmorag]

oh ho it would be like silence of the squid! (much like silence of the lambs which is a muggle film about cannibalism! isn't that neat?) and well ronald weasley of the very red hair, i rather fancy you too! and appreciate that you recognise the absence of sticks up my bum. lunch sounds like it would be just super and then i could finish telling you about auntie aideen's days as the head madame of a french prostitution ring.

[illbeaknight]

silence of the squid or lambs or pigs or possibly even horklumps, i think any way you think about it, it would still be fun. plus, your aunt sounds much more fun than mine, who just pinches my cheeks and tells me how much i've grown and brings sugar-free candy, she's got an entire purseful and she takes it with her everywhere in case some particularly bland children would like some bland candy that tastes just like you think it tastes. so! onward! with prostitution!

[macmorag]

you think cannibalism would be fun, ron weasley? shocking! i am dating(?) an advocator of same-species consumption! what would auntie aideen say?

[illbeaknight]

um...no. i meant. i meant something else. i am pretty sure that i meant it would be fun to be with you, whether we partook in cannibalism or not, but just to let you know...i wouldn't eat you, i mean you don't have to tell your aunt that, but i think it would be good if you knew that even if we were stuck on a very large mountain and had already eaten our shoes...i still wouldn't want to eat you...because i think you're pretty.

[parchmentandink]

FINE. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME.

[illbeaknight]

this has nothing to do with you, hermione granger, why have you got to go pushing your nose into everything? i like morag, she's funny, relaxed and not too busy with studying, so if i want to see her I WILL and it is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS to comment about.